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Old 02-14-2018, 07:42 PM   #1
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Precision Screwdrivers

You don't need one there's 8000 of them lying around in the junk drawer, toolbox, wherever. You need one you tear the fucking house apart looking for it.
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Old 02-14-2018, 07:43 PM   #2
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And along the same lines, why do they make eyeglass repair kits and the glasses themselves so fucking tiny that you need your glasses to see what you're doing?
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Old 02-14-2018, 08:03 PM   #3
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You're not good with tools, are you
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Old 02-14-2018, 08:05 PM   #4
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You're not good with tools, are you
I'm very good with them actually but I can't see detail for shit without my glasses.
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Old 02-14-2018, 08:11 PM   #5
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I laughed.

Put it back when done w it
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Old 02-14-2018, 08:17 PM   #6
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I laughed.

Put it back when done w it
Tell kids and the ex that. I know where my shit is. Usually. Don't normally even use the damn things but one boy builds gaming machines and uses them all the time. However no matter how smart he is, he's still a 15 yo boy and has no clue what organization is.
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Old 02-14-2018, 08:23 PM   #7
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Tell kids and the ex that. I know where my shit is. Usually. Don't normally even use the damn things but one boy builds gaming machines and uses them all the time. However no matter how smart he is, he's still a 15 yo boy and has no clue what organization is.
You have my boy? Shit...so you are the new daddy...
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Old 02-14-2018, 08:41 PM   #8
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And along the same lines, why do they make eyeglass repair kits and the glasses themselves so fucking tiny that you need your glasses to see what you're doing?
Don't you have a magnifying glass?
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Don't you have a magnifying glass?
I ask myself that all the time and the answer is always no. One wold think I'd buy one at the fucking dollar store or something but I never think to until I need one and then I forget.
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Old 02-14-2018, 09:31 PM   #10
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Don't gnaw off your foot yet. The trap may still open. Work at the hinges and springs a bit more. Don't get the pivots bloody; they'll only stick. Pee a lot, get dehydrated -- you may gain enough slack to work your way out. Shorting-out your cell battery won't help.
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