What’s Crossing Your Mind II

I'm beginning to think that not all people who can read can understand what they read.
 
If you died while tripping on a hallucinogen, and there turns out to be an afterlife, you would probably spend the rest of eternity thinking that you’re just in a never ending trip.
 
They're calling for another inch of rain before the week is out. I don't know how we don't have 2 feet of water our basements around here.
 
Dump all your shit and trash into amazon boxes on your doorstep and people will take them for free
 
Most women probably have no idea how much urinal cake technology has advanced in the last 10 years.
 
That people who have no idea what they are talking about or only part of a story should keep their own counsel.
 
At concerts it is totally acceptable and sexy for girls to throw their bras and thongs to male singers, but if a guy throws his boxershorts on stage to a female singer, he'll probably get arrested.
 
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