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10-20-2012, 03:09 AM
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And with good reason!
*nods sagely, and produces a clipboard and a pen, then peers at her over the top of his glasses*
So tell me, Smiley, how long have you had these... thoughts?
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*Bursts out laughing before grabbing his clipboard and hitting him with it.*
Don't you dare go all Psycho counselor on me!
I said my sanity has been questioned, not that I've been admitted to an insane asylum!
*Sticks her tongue out at him*
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Smiley's House of Love <----- There's some good reading material here (:
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10-20-2012, 03:12 AM
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LT ~ -5, heavy frost, clear skies...winter's definitely coming then...
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10-20-2012, 03:13 AM
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A cannibal addiction
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LT ~ -5, heavy frost, clear skies...winter's definitely coming then...
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It doesn't matter what the temperature scale, 5 sucks.
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10-20-2012, 03:15 AM
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Originally Posted by smiley8022
*Bursts out laughing before grabbing his clipboard and hitting him with it.*
Don't you dare go all Psycho counselor on me!
I said my sanity has been questioned, not that I've been admitted to an insane asylum!
*Sticks her tongue out at him*
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*blinks again and rubs his head*
I see.
Well.. I'm afraid we have no choice but to take more... extreme measures, then.
*produces a phone, and punches in a couple numbers*
Hi, it's me. Yeah. We're going to need the straightjacket, it seems.
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10-20-2012, 03:17 AM
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It doesn't matter what the temperature scale, 5 sucks.
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and Minus 5 is even worse. |
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10-20-2012, 03:19 AM
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#42131
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Originally Posted by Britwitch
LT ~ -5, heavy frost, clear skies...winter's definitely coming then...
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Maybe for you, my dear, but summer's letting us know he's here and flexing his muscles. 30C/84F here today, and it's still bloody spring!! |
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10-20-2012, 03:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Scuttle Buttin'
*blinks again and rubs his head*
I see.
Well.. I'm afraid we have no choice but to take more... extreme measures, then.
*produces a phone, and punches in a couple numbers*
Hi, it's me. Yeah. We're going to need the straightjacket, it seems.
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*Blinks before gasping and taking his phone away, ending the call.*
Don't you dare try to send me away! It never works.
*Starts to back away slowly.*
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I come here to write, to loose myself in the amazing stories on this site, and to enjoy myself. It's like stepping into another world when I come here, and I love that about Lit. But here lately, it just doesn't feel the same. Maybe it's my lack of threads, maybe it's my loss of friends. I don't really know, but I want to enjoy Lit again. That's the only thing I ask for. <----- There's some good reading material here (:
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10-20-2012, 03:20 AM
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A cannibal addiction
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*Blinks before gasping and taking his phone away, ending the call.*
Don't you dare try to send me away! It never works.
*Starts to back away slowly.*
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*shakes his head sadly*
Such angry outbursts. I'll have to be sure to make a note of this. It seems intensive therapy is needed.
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10-20-2012, 03:22 AM
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*shakes his head sadly*
Such angry outbursts. I'll have to be sure to make a note of this. It seems intensive therapy is needed.
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*Grins at him while brushing a finger along his shoulders.*
Hmm okay. You can be my therapist any day.
*Winks with a grin.*
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I come here to write, to loose myself in the amazing stories on this site, and to enjoy myself. It's like stepping into another world when I come here, and I love that about Lit. But here lately, it just doesn't feel the same. Maybe it's my lack of threads, maybe it's my loss of friends. I don't really know, but I want to enjoy Lit again. That's the only thing I ask for. <----- There's some good reading material here (:
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10-20-2012, 03:22 AM
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a lecherous old bastard
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Originally Posted by Scuttle Buttin'
*blinks again and rubs his head*
I see.
Well.. I'm afraid we have no choice but to take more... extreme measures, then.
*produces a phone, and punches in a couple numbers*
Hi, it's me. Yeah. We're going to need the straightjacket, it seems.
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There is a polite knock on the door, before it opens to show a large orderly carrying the requested jacket.
Need any help?
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10-20-2012, 03:28 AM
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Classically curvy
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Originally Posted by Scuttle Buttin'
It doesn't matter what the temperature scale, 5 sucks.
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Originally Posted by marauder13
and Minus 5 is even worse.
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It's nothing really though...it'll be in the 20s again before we know it! 30s come January.
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Originally Posted by marauder13
Maybe for you, my dear, but summer's letting us know he's here and flexing his muscles. 30C/84F here today, and it's still bloody spring!!
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Yeah, yeah...lucky you...heat and sun and plenty of it, whoopee!
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10-20-2012, 03:35 AM
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A cannibal addiction
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Originally Posted by smiley8022
*Grins at him while brushing a finger along his shoulders.*
Hmm okay. You can be my therapist any day.
*Winks with a grin.*
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*nods sagely*
It's good to see you making a smart choice.
I always have the needs of my patient, in mind, of course. Even if it doesn't seem like it at the time.
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There is a polite knock on the door, before it opens to show a large orderly carrying the requested jacket.
Need any help?
Hands the jacket to scuttle
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Ah!
*takes the jacket*
Such a helpful chap! It's always nice to find someone willing to lend a hand.
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10-20-2012, 03:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Scuttle Buttin'
*nods sagely*
It's good to see you making a smart choice.
I always have the needs of my patient, in mind, of course. Even if it doesn't seem like it at the time.
Ah!
*takes the jacket*
Such a helpful chap! It's always nice to find someone willing to lend a hand.
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Haha, smart choice? More like my only choice.
*Eyes the jacket*
Keep your distance with that thing
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I come here to write, to loose myself in the amazing stories on this site, and to enjoy myself. It's like stepping into another world when I come here, and I love that about Lit. But here lately, it just doesn't feel the same. Maybe it's my lack of threads, maybe it's my loss of friends. I don't really know, but I want to enjoy Lit again. That's the only thing I ask for. <----- There's some good reading material here (:
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10-20-2012, 03:42 AM
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Haha, smart choice? More like my only choice.
*Eyes the jacket*
Keep your distance with that thing
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Your only choice?
*smiles happily*
Now you're starting to get it!
*steps closer*
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10-20-2012, 03:46 AM
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Ah!
*takes the jacket*
Such a helpful chap! It's always nice to find someone willing to lend a hand.
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10-20-2012, 03:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Britwitch
glowers slightly
Yeah, yeah...lucky you...heat and sun and plenty of it, whoopee!
pouts a little
...we get those sometimes...
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Yeah... but we get all the 'White Christmas' stuff going on in temperatures that cause snow to steam in less than a minute.
Shakes my head Nothing weirder than all that 'Winter Wonderland' stuff in the middle of a heatwave or fucking cyclone.
Al least Santa swaps his 8 reindeer for a more economical set of 6 white boomers when he hits Oz airspace  |
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10-20-2012, 03:51 AM
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Yeah... but we get all the 'White Christmas' stuff going on in temperatures that cause snow to steam in less than a minute.
Shakes my head Nothing weirder than all that 'Winter Wonderland' stuff in the middle of a heatwave or fucking cyclone.
Al least Santa swaps his 8 reindeer for a more economical set of 6 white boomers when he hits Oz airspace |
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10-20-2012, 03:53 AM
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Your only choice?
*smiles happily*
Now you're starting to get it!
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Am I?
*Takes another step back*
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10-20-2012, 03:55 AM
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For what?! *laughs*
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10-20-2012, 04:00 AM
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For what?! *laughs*
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10-20-2012, 04:03 AM
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For what?! *laughs*
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Aussie Xmas Song
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Scuttle, you're so provincial |
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10-20-2012, 04:05 AM
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Am I?
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Mmhmm.
*nods*
I'd say you are, yes.
*steps closer again*
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10-20-2012, 04:07 AM
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Mmhmm.
*nods*
I'd say you are, yes.
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*Bites lip while taking another step back.*
I'm not too sure about that one...
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10-20-2012, 04:07 AM
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Scuttle, you're so provincial |
*snickers*
I see now that you two are just messing with me. Christmas in Australia! As if that's a real thing!
Christmas is obviously a white American Christian holiday. 
I do like that guy's Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport song, though!
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10-20-2012, 04:13 AM
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*Bites lip while taking another step back.*
I'm not too sure about that one...
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Oh, of course you are!
*nods.. and steps closer again*
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