MagicaPractica
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I put in a Pink Lady...
and get a picture of an old time pin up girl, creamy skin with red hair done up and a very pink undergarment.
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and you get a free membership in Literotica.
I put in a Pink Lady...
and get a picture of an old time pin up girl, creamy skin with red hair done up and a very pink undergarment.
Nice item to get back. Thanks Magica, but you did forget to put something in...
Bored with waiting for the issue by Practical Magic, I venture to put in a red rose
and the aliens come off of life support..... they appreciate the 'breakfast' you put in for them.
I put in a starry night, at the end of a Bedouin caravan.
and you get a Post-Impressionist ear.
I put in Le Sacre de Printemps performed by a one-woman band...
what you get is "The female eunuch" told in the medium of dance.
I put in a fully symphony orchestra
and, I pull a few strings to get what I really want.
I put in a tape recording.
but the Judge won't allow it as evidence.
I put in an old VHS tape of a wedding, but if you watch it til the end, you get to see five minutes of what it recorded over...
and, it reveals the groom's sex scene with his last girlfriend, the bride's sister.
I put in a decent size piece of wedding cake.
and discover you are allergic to the nuts in it.
I put in a new keyboard. . . .
(Btw, HP, American wedding cakes do not have nuts; they follow the Italian tiered whipped-cream custom, not the British fruitcake version.)
and it only plays in A-major.
I put in an air on a G-string...
and the pole dancer you swiped it from has a very mean look on her face.
I put in a case of Cutie clementines...
and get back the real Marocs.
I put in a whole citrus salad...
And, we enjoy it out on the veranda.
I put in a moonlit skinny dip in the pool out beyond the veranda.
and in the morning discover a moon-tan you never knew could happen.
I put in a hot cross bun
... and the baker wants to know what happened to the other 11.
I put in a gold cross necklace...
and you get a speech by William Jennings Bryant.
I put in a rebutal by Clarence Darrow...
and you get a Very Attentive jury. . . . .
I put in an Acquittal
and you get a re-trial since there's no double-jeopardy rule in Canada (Alex Trebek aside).
I put in an incompetent Crown Prosecutor...
and you get a competent Crown Prince (might need to wait a generation, though).
I put in a royal fox hunt.
and we end up in a swanky bar, loaded with foxes!
I put in a hot red head. (of the female Homosapien variety)
and, you end up on the set of the Desperate Housewives.
I put in a hot bald guy in uniform.
And, oh I have special memories of that tongue.
I put in two lips, or tulips--your choice.