Misquote the Person Above You {2016}

MagicaPractica · Jul 24, 2016

loquere said:
Fuck Harry Potter! Look, he's a fucking joke. People stealing his books was money out of the library's pocket. We have to send a message to all those delinquent borrowers, you know what I'm sayin? So I'm goin to need to break one of his legs. I'm a nice guy, so I'll make it a clean break, it'll heal real good.

Okay, first of all, no library supporter would ever say that about Harry Potter. Second, those stories got a lot of people reading again. Third and finally, you do understand he's a fictional character, right?

loquere · Jul 24, 2016

MagicaPractica said:
Okay, first of all, I'd like to buy this library and turn it into a Harry Potter themed death cage, fight club. Secondly would you like to be a Gryffindor Gladiator when my club is finished?

Jesus, is that even legal? Not the Harry Potter theme part, the death cage thing. And hell no, no no no, no thank you I like life. Now I'm goin to need you to leave the library, your Trump talk is frightening the little children.

MagicaPractica · Jul 24, 2016

loquere said:
I wonder what Jesus would do in an illegal death cage match up? Say hell no and turn the other cheek or fight for his life? What if it were against Trump?

He'd probably try to talk Trump around, but there was that one incident with the money changers.

loquere · Jul 24, 2016

MagicaPractica said:
I wouldn't mind fucking Donald Trump, but it would be on my terms I'd flip him around, strap on my huge dildo, then bend him over and peg the shit out of that money grubbing publicity hound.

No lube?... maybe it'll give him the idea of creating Trump brand anal lube.

MagicaPractica · Jul 24, 2016

loquere said:
How would you even know where to start? He's one big asshole!

I'd need a bucket of lube . . . and .. . a blindfold. For me, not him.

loquere · Jul 24, 2016

MagicaPractica said:
Lube me up and put your foot all the way in.

What?.... I thought we were playing twister.

MagicaPractica · Jul 24, 2016

loquere said:
What?.... I thought they were playing Mister Mister.

Well, they do say "dance like nobody's watching" but when no on else can hear the music . . . you better have ear buds in.

Tio_Narratore · Jul 25, 2016

MagicaPractica said:
Well, they do say "Nancy likes nobody watching," but when Elsa has to face the music . . . you better have ear mufflers on.

Yes, you can hear that girl being punished from a mile away.

Penuche · Jul 25, 2016

Tio_Narratore said:
Yes, you can hear that girl trying to play the bagpipes from a mile away.

Truly an instrument of terror.

MagicaPractica · Jul 25, 2016

Penuche said:
Verily, hus organ terrorized the women.

Was he a flasher or just THAT big? Inquiring minds want to know.

Tio_Narratore · Jul 25, 2016

MagicaPractica said:
Did he use a flasher on that big rig? It's required on the highway, you know.

Yeah. He picked up a hitchhiker who showed her tits to each trucker they passed.

loquere · Jul 25, 2016

Tio_Narratore said:
I picked up a hitchhiker who showed me his dicks.

You should never pick up....

What? Did you say dicks? As in plural?

Tio_Narratore · Jul 25, 2016

loquere said:
You should never pick up.... What? Did you say chicks? As in plural?

Of course! I find one chick is never enough. Need at least two, one above my waist and one below.

loquere · Jul 25, 2016

Tio_Narratore said:
I need at least two whole chickens. I"M HUNGRY!!!

Two whole chickens that you're going to eat alone? Who are you Sandor Clegane?

Tio_Narratore · Jul 25, 2016

loquere said:
Two whore chicks that you're going to eat out alone? Who are you Saint Cunnilingus?

No, but I did study in the CUNY Linguistics Department!

loquere · Jul 25, 2016

Tio_Narratore said:
CUNT!

ASSHOLE!

Tio_Narratore · Jul 25, 2016

loquere said:
BASS HOLE!

Hey JimBob, this ain't the fishing channel!

TheOlderGuy · Jul 25, 2016

Tio_Narratore said:
Hey, Alison Streeter, this ain't the fucking Channel!

No, but I'll swim wherever I want.

Boxlicker101 · Jul 25, 2016

TheOlderGuy said:
No, but I'll swear wherever I want.

This being a porn site, nobody should object to that.

loquere · Jul 25, 2016

Boxlicker101 said:
I object to porn!

You do realize what kind of website this is, right?

MagicaPractica · Jul 26, 2016

loquere said:
But I haven't been apprised of my Miranda rights!

Trust me, just put the cuffs on.

Tio_Narratore · Jul 26, 2016

MagicaPractica said:
Truss me, and put the cuffs on tight.

It's your call. girl. Feather or whip?

loquere · Jul 26, 2016

Tio_Narratore said:
I only fuck call girls.

That must get expensive.

Tio_Narratore · Jul 26, 2016

loquere said:
That must get expansive.

Yes, she's quite the BBW when the girdle's off.

Boxlicker101 · Jul 26, 2016

Tio_Narratore said:
Yes, she's quite the bowwow when the girdle's off.

You mean she's one of those butterface women?

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