my cock is so big...

Guest · Jan 16, 2006

my cock is so big....

EJFan · Jan 16, 2006

Scalywag said:
there is not enough bandwith for me to post a picture

but is there enough bandLENGTH?

Guest · Jan 16, 2006

silverwhisper · Jan 16, 2006

[trout-smacks EJ]

hey, it's not about size!

[re-reads thread title]

er...nevermind

ed

midwestyankee · Jan 16, 2006

Scalywag said:
bandlength....what's that? Time?

Depends on whether it's a symphonic band, a marching band, or an armband. They all come in different sizes and lengths in appropriate ranges.

TBKahuna123 · Jan 17, 2006

midwestyankee said:
Depends on whether it's a symphonic band, a marching band, or an armband. They all come in different sizes and lengths in appropriate ranges.

This one time, at band camp...

Whoops, wrong thread.

Cratchit · Jan 17, 2006

....that i have to get it a seperate ticket when i fly

silverwhisper · Jan 20, 2006

...it causes solar eclipses when erect.

ed

sig357 · Jan 20, 2006

Hell, yesterday I pulled out a hair and pissed down my leg... what do I know 'bout this shit?

midwestyankee · Jan 20, 2006

Mine has its own representation in Congress: two pricks and a dick.

Ravin the Poet · Jan 20, 2006

Its so big, it has its own gravitaional pull.

Ravin

jadefirefly · Jan 21, 2006

C'mon, guys, at least three of you have used the gravitational pull one! We're not getting this kind of repetition in the "My pussy is so deep..." thread!

You gotta get your game on!

EJFan · Jan 21, 2006

jadefirefly said:
C'mon, guys, at least three of you have used the gravitational pull one! We're not getting this kind of repetition in the "My pussy is so deep..." thread!

ya know... i thought they sounded familiar too but was too lazy to go back and check. lol.

my cock is so big that frank perdue filed a law suit.

ok... that was weak but i had to say something relevant while i was here.

Quoll · Jan 21, 2006

...That sometime in the next few weeks a team of climbers may finally conquer it's summit.

midwestyankee · Jan 21, 2006

quoll said:
...That sometime in the next few weeks a team of climbers may finally conquer it's summit.

Here's hoping that all that activity near the top doesn't create an eruption that blows all the climbers off the summit.

EJFan · Jan 21, 2006

midwestyankee said:
Here's hoping that all that activity near the top doesn't create an eruption that blows all the climbers off the summit.

LMAO!!!!!!

proposal... MWY and quoll should develop a road-show... we'll call it "big dick down under" and they'll make millions.

Cratchit · Jan 21, 2006

....thats its nasa is using it for some secret satellite project and wont let me know about it

Quoll · Jan 21, 2006

EJFan said:
LMAO!!!!!!

proposal... MWY and quoll should develop a road-show... we'll call it "big dick down under" and they'll make millions.

I don't mind the climbers so much (the odd eruption is kind of nice ), it's the cavers and rockhounds that make me nervous.

Quoll · Jan 21, 2006

Ok truthfully mine is only four inches...

... across the hole.

Gotta love the classics.

midwestyankee · Jan 21, 2006

quoll said:
I don't mind the climbers so much (the odd eruption is kind of nice ), it's the cavers and rockhounds that make me nervous.

I would think that those giant crustaceans might get on your nerves as well, though I understand that they are not a permanent fixture and only show up after your "mountain" has been consorting with the wrong caves.

TBKahuna123 · Jan 21, 2006

My cock is so big...

I let golfers play on the front 9.

midwestyankee · Jan 21, 2006

TBKahuna123 said:
I let golfers play on the front 9.

And it has a slope rating of 79.9 for just the first three holes. In fact, I can report that the clubhouse on TBK's cock has the best selection of single malt scotch of any similar golf course I've ever played.

Quoll · Jan 22, 2006

midwestyankee said:
I would think that those giant crustaceans might get on your nerves as well, though I understand that they are not a permanent fixture and only show up after your "mountain" has been consorting with the wrong caves.

Which reminds me, my cock is so big I have to feed my crabs the odd elephant just to keep them happy.

TBKahuna123 · Jan 22, 2006

midwestyankee said:
And it has a slope rating of 79.9 for just the first three holes. In fact, I can report that the clubhouse on TBK's cock has the best selection of single malt scotch of any similar golf course I've ever played.

And a killer salad bar!

BC_Canuck · Jan 22, 2006

DCSharksPC said:
soccer player for FC Kaiserslautern in Germany in the late 90's early 2000's

That was Harry Koch

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