The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

YoursSINSerely · Nov 3, 2010

Austin8 said:
but, but, the Oz munchkins have no titanium!

I put in a troy oz. of solid vermiculite.

and, it floats down my river.

I put in a ounce of riverbed mud.

LunaEroticaMystica · Nov 3, 2010

and it makes my complexion silky smooth.

*waves* Hi Babs!

I put in a field of wildflowers...

Erotic-Kiss · Nov 3, 2010

LunaEroticaMystica said:
and it makes my complexion silky smooth.

I put in a field of wildflowers...

......and unfortunately get a bee sting...

I put in a tender kiss...

LunaEroticaMystica · Nov 3, 2010

(that would be my luck too, Erotic-Kiss. The bees LOVE me. Niiice poetry!)

and the kiss turns into something more promising.

I put in a windchime...

Erotic-Kiss · Nov 3, 2010

ty Luna

And the sounds surround you and lull you to sleep.

I put in a candy kiss

EnglishEm · Nov 3, 2010

Erotic-Kiss said:
ty Luna

And the sounds surround you and lull you to sleep.

I put in a candy kiss

And pull out a sticky mouth.

I put in a lip balm.

Erotic-Kiss · Nov 3, 2010

and receive chapped lips in return.

I put in a golf ball.

LunaEroticaMystica · Nov 3, 2010

and hail of the same size comes crashing down.

I put in organic bananas...

YoursSINSerely · Nov 3, 2010

LunaEroticaMystica said:
and hail of the same size comes crashing down.

I put in organic bananas...

and, the one and only vegetarian monkey thanks you for them.

I put in a tire swing.

Austin8 · Nov 3, 2010

YoursSINSerely said:
and, the one and only vegetarian monkey thanks you for them.

I put in a tire swing.

but it's drag coefficient is lacking

I put in a rubberized zipper

YoursSINSerely · Nov 3, 2010

Austin8 said:
but it's drag coefficient is lacking

I put in a rubberized zipper

and, you don't even want me to go there.

I put in a button fly.

Tio_Narratore · Nov 3, 2010

YoursSINSerely said:
and, you don't even want me to go there.

I put in a button fly.

and Groucho knows there's a joke to be had in that image.

I put in a heterogenous collection of larval blow flies...

Austin8 · Nov 3, 2010

Tio_Narratore said:
and Groucho knows there's a joke to be had in that image.

I put in a heterogenous collection of larval blow flies...

and a gust of wind takes them away

I put in one seriously big mosquito

Tio_Narratore · Nov 3, 2010

Austin8 said:
and a gust of wind takes them away

I put in one seriously big mosquito

and we follow the trail of exsanguinated corpses all the way back to the swamp.

I put in a large, a very large, bottle of 100% DEET...

Austin8 · Nov 3, 2010

Tio_Narratore said:
and we follow the trail of exsanguinated corpses all the way back to the swamp.

I put in a large, a very large, bottle of 100% DEET...

DEET, Sweet!!

I put in a book written by a friend

YoursSINSerely · Nov 3, 2010

Austin8 said:
DEET, Sweet!!

I put in a book written by a friend

and, he adds his person autograph to the inside cover.

I put in a personal email sent by a lover.

LunaEroticaMystica · Nov 3, 2010

and I watch you type dreamily and furiously, as you write one back, hitting return and realizing...it went to the wrong lover. Oops!

I put in a the wrong lover's response...

Handley_Page · Nov 3, 2010

YoursSINSerely said:
and, he adds his person autograph to the inside cover.

I put in a personal email sent by a lover.

the message was: "I'm off to join the circus".

I put in an old magazine

Austin8 · Nov 3, 2010

LunaEroticaMystica said:
and I watch you type dreamily and furiously, as you write one back, hitting return and realizing...it went to the wrong lover. Oops!

I put in a the wrong lover's response...

but they become the *right* lover

I put in a healthy Thanksgiving Day post run meal.

Austin8 · Nov 3, 2010

Handley_Page said:
the message was: "I'm off to join the circus".

I put in an old magazine

and it's followed by an old scrubber!

I put in a missed post

LunaEroticaMystica · Nov 3, 2010

and I think, Austin you got ahead of yourself!

I put in a wood burning stove...

Handley_Page · Nov 3, 2010

LunaEroticaMystica said:
and all the people are wearing black marker mustaches.

I put in a wood burning stove...

and the planet police are revolting about it.

I put in a No 8 spanner

Austin8 · Nov 3, 2010

LunaEroticaMystica said:
and I think, Austin you got ahead of yourself!

I put in a wood burning stove...

eh, it happens Luna

and it spits out an ember
I put in a greeen tea smoothie

LunaEroticaMystica · Nov 3, 2010

(true, just happened to me twice...so I modified

and it turns into a mug of decadent hot cocoa, topped with whipped-cream.

I put in a whoopie pie...

YoursSINSerely · Nov 3, 2010

LunaEroticaMystica said:
(true, just happened to me twice...so I modified

and it turns into a mug of decadent hot cocoa, topped with whipped-cream.

I put in a whoopie pie...

and, it's mistaken for a whoopie chusion and I sat on it. Yeck!

I throw in the towel.

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