😎 You Might Be A Litster If -

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Inspired by a hilarious conversation with the enigmatic Miss IndieSoul -

You Might Be A Litster If -
 
YMBALI you sit on the train and wonder 'who has masturbated today'
 
You double check that pics have been deleted before taking pics with friends. 😬
 
You wonder how many of your friends may be as wonderfully pervy as yourself
 
You have no problem coming up with words that rhyme with various body parts.
 
YMBALI....if you wonder what 'music you're listening too now' says anything about you that you never considered!
 
YMBALI you’ve ever pondered, “should there be nipple or no nipple?”
 
YMBAL if you know several intimate details about a person's life--what they look like naked, their sexual kinks, sexual orientation, etc., but you have no idea what their name is, how old they are, where they live, what they do, and you wouldn't know it if they were your dentist. :D
 
YMBALI you get up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom & before getting back into bed you check to see who recently posted.
 
You already know the angle and camera setting that makes for spectacular dick pics.
 
YMBALI - there are people online that know more about you than friends who have known you most of your life
 
YMBALI you know there are some of your friends who’s message REQUIRE headphones because you don’t know where the conversation is going to go
 
YMBAL if you have certain insecurities about your body, but you still posted completely nude photos of it online.
 
YMBALI your best friend offers to make a fake website to use as an alibi 6 months in advance
 
YMBAL if you have posted erotic pics then added the caption "For the ladies" so everyone knows you're straight even though that pic got you rock hard :p
 
Ymbal if you find yourself camming w people not only in other countries but other continents!
 
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