Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

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His dream girl became a nightmare
When she tied his balls to a chair
Then she pulled out a hammer
He only managed a stammer
D-dear god, d-don't hit me there!
 
His dream girl became a nightmare
When she tied his balls to a chair
He tried to stand
The strain on his gland
 
His dream girl became a nightmare
When she tied his balls to a chair
So scary was she
He started to pee
 
His dream girl became a nightmare
When she tied his balls to a chair
He tried to stand
The strain on his gland
Made him cum with nary a care
 
His dream girl became a nightmare
When she tied his balls to a chair
So scary was she
He started to pee
A golden shower for her hair :eek:
 
The floor was covered with plastic
And his pose on the chair quite gymnastic
His straddle was a "10"
 
The floor was covered with plastic
And his pose on the chair quite gymnastic
His straddle was a "10"
She said 'Do that again!'
 
The floor was covered with plastic
And his pose on the chair quite gymnastic
His straddle was a "10"
She said 'Do that again!'
He said, "Sure. That felt fantastic!"
 
His balls now hung like a sling
And his cock stood up like a king
 
His balls now hung like a sling
And his cock stood up like a king
All the girls did stare
 
His balls now hung like a sling
And his cock stood up like a king
All the girls did stare
Like an in heat mare
 
His balls now hung like a sling
Too big for his wee little thing
So he gave it tug




His balls now hung like a sling
And his cock stood up like a king
All the girls did stare
And then did declare
 
His balls now hung like a sling
And his cock stood up like a king
All the girls did stare
And then did declare
Looks like Dumbo could do with a fling
 
His balls now hung like a sling
Too big for his wee little thing
So he gave it tug
And used a butt plug
 
His balls now hung like a sling
Too big for his wee little thing
So he gave it tug
And used a butt plug
Oh, up like a log it did spring!
 
His balls now hung like a sling
And his cock stood up like a king
All the girls did stare
Like an in heat mare
With naughty thoughts of a cock ring
 
Her lust was out of control
She'd stuff anything in her hole


She begged "would you wear this ring?
It's a special one bought in Peking"
 
Her lust was out of control
She'd stuff anything in her hole
She looked in the freezer

She begged "would you wear this ring?
It's a special one bought in Peking"
He wanted to please
 
Her lust was out of control
She'd stuff anything in her hole
She looked in the freezer
Hoping to please her

She begged "would you wear this ring?
It's a special one bought in Peking"
He wanted to please
It fit him with ease
 
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