Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

DarkSimian said:

Auditioned for Santa at the local mall, but was told he was "too jolly, and to tone it down a bit"

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PapaRomantic said:

Still proudly uses his bag cell phone he purchased way back in 1995.

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SimoneLisbon said:

picks his nose and eats it on a regular schedule...

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PapaRomantic said:

She's a great dancer, but only dances when there is an accordion playing.

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Pantyboy74 said:

Recently bought a warehouse and was disappointed at his mistake. No Hookers.

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PapaRomantic said:

Wears a GPS tracker at all times, so his family knows where he is.....and can go the other way.

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Pantyboy74 said:

Cancelled Christmas when he told Santa he had been good. Santa died of Laughter

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DarkSimian said:

Banned from the mall for elf tossing

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Pantyboy74 said:

The elf in question quite enjoyed it.

Recently conned out of several thousands of dollars for buying the worlds first Air Guitar.

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DarkSimian said:

but I look really bitchin' playing it!

Invented Velcro underwear; unfortunately, put the Velcro on the inside

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Pantyboy74 said:

This was to help you keep them up.

Complained to coke that the Zero can was full

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PapaRomantic said:

Is so excited about the upcoming royal wedding that his nipples will stay hard until after the ceremony.

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papadoc19 said:

He is up for the role of Bruce Wayne after the DCEU reboot

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Taegul said:

He wants to be my Robin so we can fight crime together...and he wants to 'arrest' Harley Quinn.

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LanguageOfLove said:

He needs Wonder Woman to help fight crime to have a woman's touch

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Taegul said:

(She could lasso me any day of the week...)

She's a big fan of The Penguin. Danny DeVito...GRRRRRRR!!!!

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LanguageOfLove said:

He bands together a new crime fighting crew, called the Literotica Lancheros...lol

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PapaRomantic said:

Got a good jump on everybody else for the Christmas Spirit this year - she's been wearing Christmas panties since August 1 - same pair!

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LanguageOfLove said:

No no no, you are now wearing underwear that actually jingles when you walk, you got the Christmas spirit more than I did..lol

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PapaRomantic said:

She ran out of eggs for the Christmas party she threw....so they all just drank nog.

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LanguageOfLove said:

LOL

He forgot the lines to Jingle Bells and Sang Jingle Balls instead

LOL

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LanguageOfLove said:

LOL

He forgot the lines to Jingle Bells and Sang Jingle Balls instead

LOL

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PapaRomantic said:

Hates whatever is inside the presents she gets - she just enjoys unwrapping them.

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LanguageOfLove said:

This year he is decorating his house not with lights, but with colorful socks, that way he can stuff each one with a gift...lol

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