- Joined
- Apr 10, 2001
- Posts
- 66,685
Come again?
What's with the fat cunts crying about being called fat cunts?
- Thread starter Squibbs
- Start date
Come again?
Aquagal
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Apr 27, 2007
- Posts
- 31,672
I'm someone's ideal, but not everyone's.
- Joined
- Apr 10, 2001
- Posts
- 66,685
Show me.
There's not a damn thing wrong with you, from what I've seen.
Aquagal
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Apr 27, 2007
- Posts
- 31,672
I'm short, Mexican, have a round butt, long auburn hair, green eyes and a captivating smile. How does your imagination work?
Aquagal
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Apr 27, 2007
- Posts
- 31,672
Thank you Blob, but that's not what I'm saying. I would never subject myself to a voting process because I fall on the side of different than typical.
- Joined
- Apr 10, 2001
- Posts
- 66,685
I'm short, Mexican, have a round butt, long auburn hair, green eyes and a captivating smile. How does your imagination work?
Given your description, well enough to give me a stiffy.
BoyNextDoor
I hate liars
- Joined
- Apr 19, 2010
- Posts
- 14,158
LOL! Excellent
It is like nine old fat white male congressmen: "Congressional Birth Control Hearing Involves Exactly Zero People Who Have a Uterus"
lovetoread
hello daddy
- Joined
- Mar 16, 2001
- Posts
- 42,978
Agreed.
Nah, I doubt it. Some people are happy with welfare cheddar every night, but most would prefer something with a more unique flavor.
Hell, if a slimy fucker like me can post myself on a place like this with relatively little flaying resulting therefrom, somebody like you would do fine.
Aquagal
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Apr 27, 2007
- Posts
- 31,672
Thank you for your compliment, iman.
You too, you fucking whinger. When you two are here bemoaning the fact that you don't look like Barker's Beauties, there are actual uglies out there in the world that are jealous.
- Joined
- Apr 10, 2001
- Posts
- 66,685
In truth, you had me at 'green eyes' and 'captivating smile'.
The rest sounds like icing on the proverbial cake.
Aquagal
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Apr 27, 2007
- Posts
- 31,672
It certainly wasn't intended to be whiny, but it come out like that. Sure, I played up my attributes but there's always in the back of my thoughts...lazy beaner, redhead bitches are crazy, midget etc. Just one of those...still cuts.
I'll stick with the green eyes and fabulous smile.
renard_ruse
Break up Amazon
- Joined
- Aug 30, 2007
- Posts
- 16,094
Fat babes are usually better in bed.
Just sayin'.
Just sayin'.
Exquisition
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Oct 2, 2012
- Posts
- 1,860
Well, Jenin deserves it. It's the morally expedient thing to do.
Redheaded bitches are crazy, but the rest of that is claptrap. As for the "beaner" thing, you should be thankful that you have the best racial slur. Beans are just plain funny and delicious.
Definitely. "Beaner" and "cracker" are the best.
Were I British, I'd probably eat the former on the latter.
Fucking limey cunts.
KyleW
King Taint Kicker
- Joined
- Feb 3, 2003
- Posts
- 16,327
Watch it! You are dangerously close to the banned combination of beans and bread that has been browned.
renard_ruse
Break up Amazon
- Joined
- Aug 30, 2007
- Posts
- 16,094
Cracker is retarded. I never even heard that until I was probably in my 20s. Maybe it used to be a regional thing?
I remember me and my cousin when we were kids trying to think of insults for white people, we thought honkey was dumb but its better than cracker. Simply saying "white boy" with a certain inflection in tone was the main insult at my school. I kind of like whitey and pasty face. Pasty face is funny.
Toast always lands beaned side down.
KyleW
King Taint Kicker
- Joined
- Feb 3, 2003
- Posts
- 16,327
As the only lit moderator, I'm banning you from the forums. Sorry.
So please stop posting here.
Similar threads
