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Minalick said:
To this day whenever I make a bed, I have my mom in my head saying "hospital corners!"
Ugh!
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Yup, my mom (an RN) made me do those too. What killed me is while I was training as a CNA, I was the only one in the class who could figure it out! Nobody else in the class ever had to make their beds that way as kids.

I still make my bed the same way every single morning!
 
There are people who don't teach their kids to use hospital corners in making their beds?
 
Lol
Yeah, my mom is old school.
Graduated RN in the mid 60's.
If the corners weren't done right, she'd make me do them again until they were.
 
Minalick said:
Lol
Yeah, my mom is old school.
Graduated RN in the mid 60's.
If the corners weren't done right, she'd make me do them again until they were.
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Everyone has what they think is important. I'm sure they find me as odd as I find them.

Ever met someone who acted liked he was toilet trained at gunpoint?
 
The good days make up for the bad. One of my favorite patients came in today. He's only 3, and just the sweetest little guy. He just wants to be carried around draped over your shoulder. Cute as a bug, too. :D
 
LongDrySpell said:
The good days make up for the bad. One of my favorite patients came in today. He's only 3, and just the sweetest little guy. He just wants to be carried around draped over your shoulder. Cute as a bug, too. :D
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when you're 3 and you get draped over a woman's shoulder, it's cute

when grown-up guys throw women over their shoulder, it's caveman behavior lol

I'm sure he is a breath of fresh air in all that you typically face...

:rose:
 
Pt: I think you have the wrong guy.
Me: Do you know where you are?
Pt: I am in hell. I don’t know what you are doing here.
Me: You are in the hospital. You broke your face.
 
I watched 'Officer and a Gentleman' so I know how to make a bed and bounce a quarter off it like it's only natural. :cool:
 
sweepthefloor said:
Pt: I think you have the wrong guy.
Me: Do you know where you are?
Pt: I am in hell. I don’t know what you are doing here.
Me: You are in the hospital. You broke your face.
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you should write a sitcom!

let's have a contest what the next lines of dialogue should be

here's my lame entry

Pt: Are you the devil?
Janey: No, but the doctor who is going to take care of you hasn't slept in 48 hours, good luck with that
 
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