Isnt it time for your mum to serve tea and crumpets? Jack ass.
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Isnt it time for your mum to serve tea and crumpets? Jack ass.
lovetoread
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They serve tea and crumpets from their mums in Texas?
They know what it means, theyre just being asses. They will probably use the term on their wives tonight. Others need to be "dicked down."
RobDownSouth
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Wow!!!!
JohnnySavage
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What's a crumpet, anyway?
It sounds delicious, but I don't want to commit until I know.
Keep the tea though. That stuffs for girls.
It sounds delicious, but I don't want to commit until I know.
Keep the tea though. That stuffs for girls.
RobDownSouth
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A crumpet is an English muffin cross-bred with a sponge.
BoyNextDoor
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"Moister" - Why do I like that word?
Sean
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I had no idea what an English muffin was until I moved to the Great Satan.
lovetoread
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Shh, I don't think he knows what that means.
JohnnySavage
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I'm in.
I'll have a moister muffin too.
I'll have a moister muffin too.
BoyNextDoor
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Moist muffins are the bestest
Heard from Phil Robertson lately?
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IrezumiKiss
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Now Vetteman's gonna come in here with his scat fetish and ruin all the fun!
RobDownSouth
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He keeps calling, but I tell my admin assistant to take a message.
Wings
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Oh I'm sure he's already whacking it to the dicking down going on in here.
BoyNextDoor
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All I want for Christmas is an MDD.
Texas style.
Texas style.
bronzeage
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If you didn't hear that one before you were 5 years old, there's no Texas in you.
lovetoread
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Our country.
RoryN
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