lovecraft68
Bad Doggie
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"God, don't you read your own shitty sex books?" Mark grunted in disgust. "No wonder they're always in the bargain bins."
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I knew she was Muslim and wore hijab and drank lemonade on D&D nights when the rest of us had cider, and that our party of heroes had to get by without her wizard for a month every time Ramadan came around. (She assures me that this is why Gandalf and Dumbledore kept disappearing at inconvenient moments. I am unconvinced.)
“I get the bitch.” Jaime said. He pulled a gun from his belt and checked the magazine in the glaring light inside the car then looked up at Carlos, “I'm going to fuck her then I'm going to fuck her up.”
I'll add that things didn't work out so well for Jaime and Carlos. The "warrior god" is a cougar.
In an upcoming episode:
Claudia watched what suddenly seemed inevitable. She shifted against Manny's shoulder and hissed in his ear, "How much flesh does it take to satisfy a pack of wolf-gods?"
"And," she continued. "While we're at it, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?"
Sorry, couldn't resist. And I'm showing my age.