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Old 12-15-2014, 07:17 AM   #2401
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It would be funny if an actual person, outside of scouries, were to win one of his contests.

Who cares if he keeps on winning his own fake contests?


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Old 12-15-2014, 05:59 PM   #2402
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Who cares if he keeps on winning his own fake contests?

Fake contests my dear? Check out the LITEROTICA ones if you want to see some fakery! Mind you it’s always fun to see the winners of the LITEROTICA contests – there’s always a surprise from our QUEEN. This time we’ve got 2 LESBIAN winners? As if...

Just checked the scores and vote totals for three contest stories. Guess which of the three didn’t win anything? The MANU winner got bypassed? I wonder why?

Higher score, hundreds and hundreds more votes, more comments, more often favorite and one hundred thousand more views! LAUREL in Wonderland? However I’m sure the QUEEN’S resident math genius, darkboy, will again cum up with some explanation for this travesty...

And people ask me why there is an A.I.R.!


FIRST PRIZE: Playing with Her Heart
by redzinger (11/26/14) 4.80 (104) 4 comments, 1 favorited and 12,128 views.

SECOND PRIZE: Elves' Tale: A Christmas Romance
by jsragmanus 4.74 (243) 7 comments, 41 favorited, 14,295 views.


NOPE – NO PRIZE FOR THIS ONE: What I Did On My Christmas Vacation
by Tx Tall Tales 4.84 (1975) 68 comments, 144 favorited, 114,060 views
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Old 12-15-2014, 07:16 PM   #2403
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The scores were far higher when the contest ended. I wonder where all those troll votes came from... Ah, yes, I think we have an answer. Anything that ain't Incest is on your hit list.

More bullshit by the king of bullshit. Now lets see what bullshit you come up with for your fake contest. This should be interesting.
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Old 12-16-2014, 05:14 AM   #2404
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Oh god, I laughed so feckin' hard at his audacious claim of this being real. What are you taking for breakfast, scouries? LSD?




Anyway, it's a waste of time to argue with a brain-dead zombie like you.
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Old 12-16-2014, 05:45 PM   #2405
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Oh great! Another visit from the dumb Texan and his latest pet ALT – the bowlful bard

And no dear a.i.r. members the dumb one has never written a million view bestseller … nor a 1000 comment story … nor a 5000 vote story (let alone a 48,000 vote one) …



So please ignore this silly old man and let us all get back to the

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2014 Xmas/New Years Contest
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Old 12-16-2014, 05:54 PM   #2406
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Oh my Gawd! Boxy? We had a Holiday visit from the one and only Boxy!

What a treat!


Merry Xmas Boxy from all your friends in ScouriesWorld
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Old 12-17-2014, 08:52 PM   #2407
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2014 Xmas/New Years Contest


Just a reminder - we're still accepting entries and will be until the end of the month!
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Old 12-18-2014, 11:45 PM   #2408
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2012 “READERS CHOICE AWARDS” finally all awarded!



And yes before we go into an analysis of the prize winning stories I’d like to take a minute to thank LAUREL for taking the time to get these prizes awarded (no matter how late). We know she’s had a busy year what with all the site upgrades so her finally taking the time to address this issue should be commended.

Thanks!

So what does the annual ScouriesWorld analysis of the results show? Has the situation improved? Or is it more of the same old story of certain categories being favored while others are ignored? And did “chapters” of stories continue to dominate the win list at the expense of complete stories?

And in 2012 did these awards truly become “readers choices” or did they simply continue to be an avenue on which her highness rewarded her friends and the types of stories she prefers – not the ones the sites readers prefer?

Sadly it was a year of just more of the same!

The sites most popular categories with our readers, the ones that attract the most views, votes, favorites and comments were again shut out.

FIRST TIME blanked!
GROUP ignored!
INCEST shut out!
LOVING WIVES unloved!
NON CONSENT got none!

So you’re wondering which categories walked away with the gold?

Well the QUEEN decided that NON CONSENT and SCI FI should win 18 of the 36 prizes (50% for those mathematically challenged). “Huh? What the heck?” you’re probably muttering to yourself as you scratch your head. “Isn’t this an erotic story site?”

Apparently not according to the good QUEEN. It seems that she and MANU spend their free time pretending they’re werewolves and/or alien visitors to the planet as they role play the characters in their winning stories.

FYI other categories that received more than one prize included ROMANCE (5), NOVELS (3), and GAY, INTERACIAL and EC (all with 2).

Chaptered stories again dominated the winners with 24 out of 36 being chapters of a longer story and not a complete story.

Don’t you wish that just for once the QUEEN awarded these prizes as conceived – to the READERS CHOICES and not to the palaces.

I do… and I'm
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Exclamation

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2014 Xmas/New Years Contest



Dear airians – please be advised that I’m off on my Xmas break starting tomorrow and will not be posting very often over the next 2 weeks.

Don’t worry though – we of course will still be accepting entries in the contest until the 31st and will then announce the winners during the first week of 2015.

We have also sent out ballots for the “Freddie” and ‘sarah” awards and those winners will be likewise announced in early January.

Finally I’d like to wish all of our members a merry holiday season and a happy new year!
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