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While I no longer scream and dance in place when I get shampoo in my eye, I remember EXACTLY why I did once upon a time.

Two hours later and I still can't quite it it to open. Gack.
 
malachiteink said:
While I no longer scream and dance in place when I get shampoo in my eye, I remember EXACTLY why I did once upon a time.

Two hours later and I still can't quite it it to open. Gack.
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Um.... don't open your eyes when you're washing your hair, k?
 
Aurora Black said:
*pours boiling water onto leaves* Does it matter? ;)
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It does, IT DOES! It can't ever be a tea farm! It has to be either a plantation or an estate!
 
Can't help it.

Effort and result have become completely detached from one another in my mind.
 
Pretty Woman, my ass. The hooker with a heart of gold scenario is a myth, a fairy tale used to write million-dollar screenplays. The real women of the night have seen and experienced too much shit for it to be true.
 
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Aurora Black said:
Pretty Woman, my ass. The hooker with a heart of gold scenario is a myth, a fairy tale used to write million-dollar screenplays. The real women of the night have seen and experienced too much shit for it to be true.
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Oh...but she didn't mean to be a hooker...
 
Honey123 said:
Oh...but she didn't mean to be a hooker...
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I don't know. It's been ages since I last saw it. Haven't been able to stand Julia Roberts since The Pelican Brief.
 
carsonshepherd said:
Um.... don't open your eyes when you're washing your hair, k?
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I don't usually have an issue. This was sneaky soapy sliding down shit.

My eye, however, was nicely swollen this morning, and is still tearing and goopy and yucky (but not as swollen). Feh.
 
burning is a good way to get rid of those pesky itemized phone bills. ;)
 
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