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Old 11-17-2012, 07:21 AM   #1
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the obligatory litster xmas present thread

because someone has to do it!


http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/8148/

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Old 11-17-2012, 07:48 AM   #2
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perg should get this:


http://www.texaschlforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=83&t=55978

but would actually get this:


http://www.lilsugar.com/Beetle-Spork-2391686
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:23 AM   #3
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this is for sean.
That's quite an upgrade: from someone smart people ignore to first on the xmas list...
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:26 AM   #4
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Ishmael and vette

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Old 11-17-2012, 08:26 AM   #5
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That's quite an upgrade: from someone smart people ignore to first on the xmas list...
That kinda crossed my mind too...
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:33 AM   #6
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That's quite an upgrade: from someone smart people ignore to first on the xmas list...
if you chanced upon killer bunny slippers, who else would spring to mind?
feel free to read something into it, you stupid muppet. you'll get coal.
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i might die laughing
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:37 AM   #7
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It strikes me that the rifle is a dead giveaway...


It needs a Ghillie cover.


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Old 11-17-2012, 08:37 AM   #8
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Dear Santa,




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Old 11-17-2012, 08:40 AM   #9
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Santa's sleds are cherry reds...



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Old 11-17-2012, 08:48 AM   #10
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Candy Apple Red.


Santa is a traditional rodder.
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Candy Apple Red.


Santa is a traditional rodder.
As in Mrs. Clause gets it missionary?

Pray tell...

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As in Mrs. Clause gets it missionary?

Pray tell...


She's been fucking about on the Old Boy for centuries.
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Old 11-17-2012, 09:00 AM   #13
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She's been fucking about on the Old Boy for centuries.
She has the sled for 364 days a year...



Go granny go granny go granny go!
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Granny's kinda fishy . . . .

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Like a soccer mom with lipstick...


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Old 11-17-2012, 09:11 AM   #16
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if you chanced upon killer bunny slippers, who else would spring to mind?
Me, actually.

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feel free to read something into it, you stupid muppet.
Stupid muppet?? Oh, bloody hell...

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you'll get coal.
I expected nothing more.

Well, maybe accompanied by a kick in the shin...
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That kinda crossed my mind too...
Probably a lot of other people's as well.

Welcome to the Stupid Muppet Club!
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Probably a lot of other people's as well.

Welcome to the Stupid Muppet Club!
It's bloody raw! RAW! You stupid muppet, you've given up haven't you?

Are you seriously handing me raw chicken?
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Old 11-17-2012, 09:21 AM   #19
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Since VatAss labors under the delusion that Star Trek TOS was the bestest Star Trek, his Hannukah present is a no-brainer:
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Old 11-17-2012, 09:34 AM   #21
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Old 11-17-2012, 09:54 AM   #22
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Thank you, Rob.

That was rather thoughtful.
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Old 11-17-2012, 10:01 AM   #23
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Me, actually.

Stupid muppet?? Oh, bloody hell...

I expected nothing more.

Well, maybe accompanied by a kick in the shin...
a lump of coal for you



and you really do not deserve it!
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Old 11-17-2012, 12:31 PM   #24
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because someone has to do it!


http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/8148/

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And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
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Old 11-17-2012, 12:34 PM   #25
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The obligatory xmas Gift thread???? You can use the x but I'm not fooled
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