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Old 04-08-2018, 10:46 PM   #451
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because it's too darned cold!
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Old 04-08-2018, 11:34 PM   #452
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because this is my stop and could you please just let me through before I scream for help
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Old 04-10-2018, 07:01 PM   #453
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I need to polish all the silverware. Make it shiny, you know?
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Old 04-10-2018, 07:13 PM   #454
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Sorry!

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have my yearly OB exam. The playground is closed.
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Old 04-10-2018, 07:15 PM   #455
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Sorry darling. We can't have sex tonight as you are neither my wife nor my girlfriend.
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Old 04-10-2018, 07:56 PM   #456
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I seem to be all tied up at the moment.
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Old 04-10-2018, 07:58 PM   #457
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm this close to defeating the final boss on this game. I can't stop now.
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Old 04-10-2018, 08:00 PM   #458
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Sorry Darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have to go to the hardware store.
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Old 04-10-2018, 08:03 PM   #459
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I was right, you have a loose screw.
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Old 04-10-2018, 08:29 PM   #460
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I was right, you have a loose screw.
Sorry darling, we cant have sex tonight because I need to wash the windows on the car.
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Old 04-10-2018, 08:33 PM   #461
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Sorry darling, we cant have sex tonight because I promised someone I would drop by his bachelor party to say hi. Don't wait up for me.
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Old 04-10-2018, 08:35 PM   #462
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because that is one huge wart. Not happening, no.
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Old 04-10-2018, 08:46 PM   #463
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because that is one huge wart. Not happening, no.
Sorry darling...we can't have sex tonight because I am having tacos...It's Tuesday
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Old 04-10-2018, 08:51 PM   #464
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm having tacos on Thursday. Have to work me some appetite until then.
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Old 04-14-2018, 12:05 PM   #465
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because according to your PMs you seem to enjoy masturbating so I'm going to let you go off and enjoy yourself.
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Old 04-14-2018, 12:23 PM   #466
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because telling me to "Go fuck yourself" seems like a better offer
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Old 04-14-2018, 05:21 PM   #467
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I've sown myself into my clothes for the winter.
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Old 04-14-2018, 05:23 PM   #468
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you were a little rough last night & I'm still sore

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Old 04-14-2018, 05:26 PM   #469
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight, you were so good last time anything after that would be sure to be disappointing.
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Old 04-20-2018, 12:31 PM   #470
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'd rather go see a Backstreet Boys cover band at the Motel 6.
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Old 04-20-2018, 12:52 PM   #471
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Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because I have jetlag.
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Old 04-20-2018, 06:39 PM   #472
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because my erection has already lasted more than 6 hours and I'm supposed to see a doctor now. Hope she's hot...
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Old 04-25-2018, 04:17 AM   #473
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have back to back bachelorette parties to work and I'm still ironing my police uniform
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Old 04-26-2018, 07:30 PM   #474
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you're an XY, that's why.
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Old 04-27-2018, 09:26 PM   #475
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sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you're there and I'm here.
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