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Old 09-12-2017, 04:48 PM   #1
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Angry I haven't been to a laundromat in 3 decades...

Yet here I am. It's as seedy and dirty as I remember, but my dryer suddenly died. I would not be here if I had done the bedding first. Instead I washed the towels first. I have to have dry bedding, but towels will dry.
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Old 09-12-2017, 04:52 PM   #2
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Yet here I am. It's as seedy and dirty as I remember, but my dryer suddenly died. I would not be here if I had done the bedding first. Instead I washed the towels first. I have to have dry bedding, but towels will dry.
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Old 09-12-2017, 04:56 PM   #3
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I hope LadyF sees this,

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Old 09-12-2017, 05:13 PM   #4
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I hope LadyF sees this,

You expecting her to help you wash your clothes?
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Old 09-12-2017, 08:59 PM   #5
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The 'dromat is a lot less boring when you slip by the package store on the way there and score a pint of Knottyhead.


Now that's doin' laundry!!!


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Add a bunny and this could be a Doll Parts thread.
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Old 09-12-2017, 09:47 PM   #7
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Old 09-12-2017, 10:25 PM   #8
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Yet here I am. It's as seedy and dirty as I remember, but my dryer suddenly died. I would not be here if I had done the bedding first. Instead I washed the towels first. I have to have dry bedding, but towels will dry.
Get over it and don't be a wimp.
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Old 09-13-2017, 06:08 AM   #9
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I thought towels will dry was a good line.


That's what I get for stopping off at the package store before 'phoning it in' to lit...
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Old 09-13-2017, 06:10 AM   #10
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The Queen said, you went to the projects.

We have no projects here. We have three laundromats. One services the campus, one the working poor and one in the part of town where they shoot each other. I chose the middles option. I will order parts today so that I don't have to go back. Thanks to uT00b, I'm going to rebuild my dryer.
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The super I came to work with originally (the only other one left, as it turns out) commented yesterday to me how rough my jobsite is.


I have no idea what he's talking about.


Maybe I was Working Poor for long enough . . . .


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Old 09-13-2017, 06:22 AM   #12
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I found an awesome video showing me how to take apart my machine and then put it back together again.

I should have ordered the parts yesterday, but I like to think things out rather than act impulsively. I'll order the parts and then I'm going to do some carpet shampooing. I'm hoping to grill some salmon tonight.
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Hope it works out as advertised.


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Old 09-13-2017, 06:34 AM   #14
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It will.


Like the armor at The Nelson, once it's stripped off, theirs a skinny 5'6" guy in there with pretensions of grandeur...
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Old 09-13-2017, 07:51 AM   #15
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Yet here I am. It's as seedy and dirty as I remember, but my dryer suddenly died. I would not be here if I had done the bedding first. Instead I washed the towels first. I have to have dry bedding, but towels will dry.
Im that I found this thread

Not just cause it entertains me

but WAT always has FAT GIRL pics in your threads
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Old 09-13-2017, 09:58 AM   #18
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It will.


Like the armor at The Nelson, once it's stripped off, theirs a skinny 5'6" guy in there with pretensions of grandeur...
And the guy is named.......wait for it......Query.
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I use solar power to dry my laundry. Always have. Much cheaper.
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Old 09-13-2017, 03:18 PM   #20
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#13 looks like Charlie Callas or Marty Feldman tits. Eyes don't know which way to point.
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