Return of the Queen

sereneone4u said:

Oh.

The Queen does not play like that.

However, a courtier or two may find pleasure in you.

You may be the Royal Treasurer, Hatlover123.

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PrurientProf said:

oh yes, all a matter of knowing the proper decorum...and the time at which decorum ceases to serve any purpose

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sereneone4u said:

That is quite a skill to possess.

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PrurientProf said:

One hard earned through much skill and repetition

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sereneone4u said:

Practice makes perfect.

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hatlover123 said:

Excellent

Now it's time to skim from the coffers!

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sereneone4u said:

You forget I have you in chains and my loyal and oh so lethal Royal guards surrounding you.

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hatlover123 said:

I knew the chains would be around somewhere.
Do your royal guards have scary weapons like french ticklers?

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sereneone4u said:

No, they have broadswords, mace, morning stars, daggers, etc.

The footmen had the french ticklers.

I offered.

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PrurientProf said:

Wow. Quite a diverse arsenal

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sereneone4u said:

Gotta be prepared for what goes down in a shield wall.

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PrurientProf said:

hmmm, well, it's those really long pikes that you've really got to watch out for

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sereneone4u said:

Not with a band of Welsh archers.

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PrurientProf said:

ah, well, yes, those out to keep your enemies at bay

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hatlover123 said:

Can I use my own broadsword?

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sereneone4u said:

I dare an interloper to cross into my borders.

None would dare.









lol

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PrurientProf said:

I'm sure you maintain a firm command of your territories

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sereneone4u said:

I dare an interloper to cross into my borders.

None would dare.









lol

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sereneone4u said:

You can't be trusted with the treasury, you can't be trusted with your own broadsword.

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Matthew82 said:

I'd traverse into your borders any day m'lady

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sereneone4u said:

I saw you posted and I was just about to say "Speaking of interlopers!"

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sereneone4u said:

Until I don't.

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hatlover123 said:

Every sword needs sharpening from time to time....

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PrurientProf said:

duly noted. Who knows when some rogue may penetrate your perimeter

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