The Last Thing You Thought...

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mouth works wordlessly, expression shocked

But...but I didn't...at least, not this time... :eek:

Waves a thick stack of paper about with writing & images on it

The evidence states otherwise.

I should know, I created it.
 
Waves a thick stack of paper about with writing & images on it

The evidence states otherwise.

I should know, I created it.

feels an eyebrow rise slightly

...and the price for ensuring such evidence stays...unshared...?
 
*flicks his ear then runs like hell to a secret hide out screaming* You'll never get me!

Lets out a low growl. Eyes glittering with a soft, dark chuckle coming from his lips

Never is a long, long time. The best part about never is that you will always have to be on guard.
 
Not saying you didn't like it... but not saying you did, either...

That is honestly for me to say.

But alas... I shall never tell.

Lets out a low growl. Eyes glittering with a soft, dark chuckle coming from his lips

Never is a long, long time. The best part about never is that you will always have to be on guard.

I just have to distract you!

*snaps and has a fluffy cute kitty appear before him* HA! Take that!
 
That is honestly for me to say.

But alas... I shall never tell.



I just have to distract you!

*snaps and has a fluffy cute kitty appear before him* HA! Take that!

Eyes the fluffy cat. Then gets out a blender with the words "Kitty Blender" etched into it

Uh huh.
 
Not really...

Just means you'd have to try harder to make me say it.



*screams and snaps making the kitty disappear* You wouldn't harm an innocent creature, would you?!?!

Laughs darkly. Staring into her eyes.

I didn't touch the wretched creature. I just pulled out a kitchen appliance.

If I'm going to make you say things, it's not going to be any of that, I assure you.

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Thanks for that Spec, I'm going to wait until the new year to see if I really want to try and get some traction on my anti politician thing.

In the interim, the humor of the Simpsons very rarely fails to bring a smile to my face.
 
Thanks for that Spec, I'm going to wait until the new year to see if I really want to try and get some traction on my anti politician thing.

In the interim, the humor of the Simpsons very rarely fails to bring a smile to my face.

I don't care what anyone says, I still watch to this day.
 
Laughs darkly. Staring into her eyes.

I didn't touch the wretched creature. I just pulled out a kitchen appliance.

You had intentions of doing bad things!!!!

If I'm going to make you say things, it's not going to be any of that, I assure you.

I have a feeling you'd try to make me admit to enjoying it sooner or later, though.
 
I always find it funny that so many porn photo galleries are labeled "Shy Girlfriend..." No, honey, if she let you take 200 nude pictures of her, then she's not shy. Me? I'm shy. How many naked pictures are there of me? Not a one.
 
Hell Moonie, I can't remember having seen more of you then your eyes.

Not that they weren't as lovely as they are :)

LT: I hope this experiment will be a success.. would be a shame if she has to spend the remainder of the year in her chair.
 
I always find it funny that so many porn photo galleries are labeled "Shy Girlfriend..." No, honey, if she let you take 200 nude pictures of her, then she's not shy. Me? I'm shy. How many naked pictures are there of me? Not a one.
*blush* Thank you. That is about all you will ever see of me.

I just think it is funny how they try to market these women as shy. Better yet, it is always her "first time."
"I realize you're 20 something and have apparently never had sex, so is it ok if we film you losing your virginity? Yes? Fabulous!"

LT: Rather than read the abundance of divisive politcal posts on fb all day, I'm so glad to escape and come here to lit to remember the one thing that truly unites us all. SEX! Glorious sex in all its wonder and immense pleasure.
 
Mandatory overtime can suck my fucking dick....

Sometimes they seem like the same person. And that gets old, really fast....
 
If I'm going to make you say things, it's not going to be any of that, I assure you.

DAMN.... I am reading this hours later... missing out on the whole overnight playtime (ahhh work... need sleep to be able to work.. right?) and I STILL get shivers when I read this ... hours later.... SB, You just know how to make me tremble from afar when I am not even involved.....

Shheesshhhh....

:rose:
 
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