Sir_Winston54
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You're evil.Hearing about my neighbor finding the rubber snake I put in her flower pot. She went in the house and yelled at her husband.
Oh. We already knew that, didn't we?
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Oh. We already knew that, didn't we?
BiBunny
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Neighbor woman got bitten by a teeny-tiny lil snakie, not quite the diameter of a standard pencil and a little longer. Her son told another neighbor he thought it was poisonous; she was all shaky and throwing up. Second neighbor brought the wee little thing up to me to identify. Black with yellowish-white stripes that were fairly solid immediately behind the oval-shaped head, then broken up the rest of its body. Underside of the body yellowish-white, matching the stripes.
Google, google, google...
Garter/king snake. Completely not poisonous, can even be "tamed/trained" to some small degree. The size of the thing, it's probably only been out of the egg less than a week. I told neighbor #2 to tell boy to put it in his shirt pocket and carry it around as a pet.(The kid's a pita anyway.)
If they didn't kill it, send it to me when it gets a bit bigger. We could use one at our barn. I think the one that was down there for a long time either died or moved on, and we're suddenly overrun with fucking copperheads. We've already had a barn cat and possibly a horse get bitten by one of the damned things this year. (Both are fine now, but it'd still be better if it didn't happen again!)
WriterDom
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I had one you blow up and it looks just like a copperhead. About 4 feet long. She would have shit herself if it was that one. They sell them to keep pests out of gardens.
AngelicAssassin
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For which instance? It's not the first time.
Most of us would have known we'd fucked up the second we interrupted the acceptance speech, and it took boos before the light went on in this jackass' head
Here's a good place to start:
Cattypuss
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*Puts up umbrella to deflect Welsh spittle*
LOL!!!
(btw I hope your tetanus jabs are up-to-date, O Barefoot Gardener!
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Sir_Winston54
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Yeah, I know. He should apologize for *all* of them.
Yep, got to agree with you. *Start.*Most of us would have known we'd fucked up the second we interrupted the acceptance speech, and it took boos before the light went on in this jackass' head
Here's a good place to start:
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My slave. 
ultramarineblue
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Wet cats walk funny.
Cattypuss
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This made me laugh.
My cat woke me up this morning right next to my bed, his face probably about one inch from mine, meowing as loudly and quickly as he could (you know, the short little "meow-meow-meow?"). Normally, that would make me a little angry, but he sensed I was already half awake and the look on his face was so cute. Apparently that set of meows means "roll over and make room on the bed for me, because I want to cuddle!" 
ultramarineblue
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It was pretty entertaining.
My cat woke me up this morning right next to my bed, his face probably about one inch from mine, meowing as loudly and quickly as he could (you know, the short little "meow-meow-meow?"). Normally, that would make me a little angry, but he sensed I was already half awake and the look on his face was so cute. Apparently that set of meows means "roll over and make room on the bed for me, because I want to cuddle!"
That's soooooo sweet. Mine always wants to cuddle when I'm on the computer.
Sir_Winston54
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Starting training for your next Ironwoman Triathlon?I have a package of steak arriving on the 7pm flight!!!!!!!
Hooray! Iron!!
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Sir_Winston54
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Where is the St. Andrew's cross in that routine?Har har.
My next triathlon will be bed, bathtub, kitchen...repeat.
sinnocence
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Being told I did beautifully today. ^___^ And necklace shopping with Master.
AngelicAssassin
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Anniversary
Hard to believe ... until i take a closer look and see the same.
And the number of times painted appears is about ~ 17
>>>wicked grin<<<
Hard to believe ... until i take a closer look and see the same.
And the number of times painted appears is about ~ 17
>>>wicked grin<<<
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