Wanted: Anyone dead or alive looking for a chat

L0tus · Jul 30, 2013

Hello there! If you're dead and responding it gives me the creeps but if you tell me what it's like on he other side I'll promise to be good. As for those who are alive and kicking, great to see you've got some pigment in your skin! (Might I add reassuring too)

I've recently came upon a luxurious amount of spare time and thought what better way to fiddle around with it than chatting up fellow lit'sters.

I prefer tall, dark, and handsome/beautiful with interests in long walks on the beach. Oh definitely can't forget moon gazing as weeeeeell. But anyhow not quite sure if I should have worked harder on the sarcasm but maybe someone would be nice enough to give me a gentle lesson in improving my playful jousting.

I'm a playful young gal just looking for a good chat to pass the time. So please leave your name and number after the beep! *beeeep*

P.s. pms work too

RunningJib · Jul 30, 2013

Sounds like

L0tus said:
Hello there! If you're dead and responding it gives me the creeps but if you tell me what it's like on he other side I'll promise to be good. As for those who are alive and kicking, great to see you've got some pigment in your skin! (Might I add reassuring too)

I've recently came upon a luxurious amount of spare time and thought what better way to fiddle around with it than chatting up fellow lit'sters.

I prefer tall, dark, and handsome/beautiful with interests in long walks on the beach. Oh definitely can't forget moon gazing as weeeeeell. But anyhow not quite sure if I should have worked harder on the sarcasm but maybe someone would be nice enough to give me a gentle lesson in improving my playful jousting.

I'm a playful young gal just looking for a good chat to pass the time. So please leave your name and number after the beep! *beeeep*

P.s. pms work too

You're digging on the 'virgin' certification. How you going to give it up this time?

L0tus · Jul 31, 2013

Care to chat? Bump

C5MiGuy · Jul 31, 2013

Sorry, I'm neither dark, nor handsome. I am tall though. But that's about where my positive attributes end.

Fractured_Soul · Jul 31, 2013

I am I tall man, dark of mind if not pigment (DISCLAIMER: Dark does not mean evil it can simply mean secretive of kept hidden from public.), handsomeness and beauty are in the eye of the beholder. I am available for chat or message exchange. Feel free to check out my personal ad in the link in my signature below.

I look forward to hearing from you.

subdued_passion · Jul 31, 2013

C5MiGuy said:
Sorry, I'm neither dark, nor handsome. I am tall though. But that's about where my positive attributes end.

If you're dead she may excuse the lack of pigmentation. Is this a response from the great beyond?

Anyway I'm guessing if you've been carrying that C5 for as long as you have you've probably blown yourself plenty of times.

L0tus · Jul 31, 2013

C5MiGuy said:
Sorry, I'm neither dark, nor handsome. I am tall though. But that's about where my positive attributes end.

The whole tall, dark and handsome is only a joke. Cliches are fun to play with

Parkwild · Jul 31, 2013

L0tus said:
The whole tall, dark and handsome is only a joke. Cliches are fun to play with

Why yes, yes they are....

goodnplenty2011 · Jul 31, 2013

L0tus said:
The whole tall, dark and handsome is only a joke. Cliches are fun to play with

Damn if only I was a little bit taller...then I could be a baller

C5MiGuy · Jul 31, 2013

L0tus said:
The whole tall, dark and handsome is only a joke. Cliches are fun to play with

Being on painkillers caused me to miss the sarcasm.

L0tus · Aug 1, 2013

C5MiGuy said:
Being on painkillers caused me to miss the sarcasm.

Hopefully you'll be pain killer free soon enough to throw some sarcasm back at me.

L0tus · Aug 2, 2013

I'm a scoundrel who forgot your name. I will be waiting for forgiveness.

nearly_astray · Aug 2, 2013

Old, but still alive

I'm not dead yet. I'd be glad to chat. I've sent a PM.

L0tus · Aug 3, 2013

The boat has sailed into the sun. Bump

ginger82 · Aug 3, 2013

how about tall, gingery and sarcastic?? IF that works I would love to chat

BTAxis · Aug 3, 2013

Let's see, I might be sort of tall-ish, definitely not dark though, and handsome... I seriously dunno. I can do cliche though (what's a girl like you doing in a place like this?). Seriously, if you're bored I'm here.

firstcousin · Aug 3, 2013

I'm not busy at the moment

FfordPrefect · Aug 3, 2013

L0tus said:
The boat has sailed into the sun. Bump

Dear Lady, do you prefer PM applications for conversation or will posting on your thread work as an effective start to attract your attention?

L0tus · Aug 3, 2013

FfordPrefect said:
Dear Lady, do you prefer PM applications for conversation or will posting on your thread work as an effective start to attract your attention?

PM please, I check the thread every so often.

One more thing I'd like to add, if its an application please attach a resume and I'd like at least two references. Lol

L0tus · Aug 10, 2013

Any gals like to chat?

danimal3378 · Aug 10, 2013

Good evening. Hope you are having a nice night.

L0tus · Aug 10, 2013

danimal3378 said:
Good evening. Hope you are having a nice night.

Pretty dandy! Thanks. Hope it's rockn for ya too.

danimal3378 · Aug 10, 2013

Kind of quiet, but no complaints.

L0tus · Aug 17, 2013

Feeling dead, how bout you? Bump!

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