Victorian flirtation cards

I have long been fascinated by Victorian flirtation cards, such as those found in this article:

"Young People Used These Absurd Little Cards to Get Laid in the 19th Century"
https://gizmodo.com/young-people-used-these-absurd-little-cards-to-get-laid-1751387386

So how about writing us a clever Victorian flirtation card. How would you like to pick up someone back in those days, or in modern times, using a custom-made calling card? It can be sweet, raunchy, rhyming, lyrical, whatever!

Dear Miss,
I request the pleasure of your affection
For a stroll by the Seine in quiet reflection
Beneath the Eiffel we'll seek a connection
And enjoy the splendor of its erection
So if you would honor me without rejection
I promise you that I'll wear protection

My Dearest Miss,

Were there cad so low as to proffer you offense,
My steel-hard sword would rise in defense,
Then you'd crown my head with a laurel wreath
And provide my sword a well-earned sheath.
Shall we join then in an intimate dance
And play our parts in this sweet romance?

Escort me, dear Miss
For a glass of fae verde.
And please don't regard
My request as mere merde.

Dear sir,

It is much too hard
to wait for a man's card
So here's mine to hold
if you like women bold
But if you do not
I'll give your friend a shot.