How to tell a friend her pants are hideous

jacktar48 said:

Thanks for the laughs. There is too little humor around here and I was starting to wonder if anyone appreciated it when there is.

I personally don't see anything wrong with those pants. They look like they'd be easy to remove in a hurry, which is the main thing I would be interested in.

If you want to talk about ugly pants, how about this?

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I can only imagine the sack-like affair in the crotch is for people who are incontinent or are worried about premature delivery of a large infant.

Although I suppose one could store useful items in there. Like maybe a microwave oven.

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pmann said:

For the record, my Pmann's are the finest made shoes all around and they are a steal at $349. They are made from the rarest of materials and with the finest craftsmanship.

First, we start off with the finest cobblers around. Then, we source the most elegant materials. I recommend the Pmann wingtips, which are made from the foreskin of a dodo bird. It's so rare it's called a threeskin. Some of the captoes and oxfords are made from whale foreskin. Great shoes and you would be so lucky to own a pair!!!

TOMS are to comfort what ISIS is to freedom. I saw them and always wondered about them. Like, why are people wearing those. Then I realized, they must be comfortable, as that was the only explanation. Then, I saw one pair on a clearance rack at a store one day, where they belonged. I took them and snuck over into a dark corner where no one could see me. I tried them on. Fuck. They have the support of an alcoholic father. It's like a cork plank with some cloth wrapped around the top. My feet literally screamed at me and told me to get my loafers back on and never do that again or they would curse me with hangnails until the day I die.

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jacktar48 said:

Thanks for the laughs. There is too little humor around here and I was starting to wonder if anyone appreciated it when there is.

I personally don't see anything wrong with those pants. They look like they'd be easy to remove in a hurry, which is the main thing I would be interested in.

If you want to talk about ugly pants, how about this?

https://encrypted-tbn2.***********/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQfNFuvqCExhz8dpponUdpD-l4nhyT06S2lRf1jq3oBAri6uCO-PQ

I can only imagine the sack-like affair in the crotch is for people who are incontinent or are worried about premature delivery of a large infant.

Although I suppose one could store useful items in there. Like maybe a microwave oven.

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FloridaSmoothie said:

Your shoes are wonderful! I bought a pair on sale at K-Mart.

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Rainshine said:

Arseholes. All of you. I will post a picture in these babies, and then you'll all be eating your words!

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pmann said:

The fuck you did!?! You can get them at Nordstrom and maybe Bloomingdales. Not Kmart.

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Rainshine said:

We don't have baths here in Australia. We have buckets. Remember?

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Rainshine said:

My point exactly. You'll be pleased to know that she too has a pair of these fabulous jeans. Style is in her genes. Ha ha!

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pmann said:

The fuck you did!?! You can get them at Nordstrom and maybe Bloomingdales. Not Kmart.

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jacktar48 said:

Thanks for the laughs. There is too little humor around here and I was starting to wonder if anyone appreciated it when there is.

I personally don't see anything wrong with those pants. They look like they'd be easy to remove in a hurry, which is the main thing I would be interested in.

If you want to talk about ugly pants, how about this?

https://encrypted-tbn2.***********/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQfNFuvqCExhz8dpponUdpD-l4nhyT06S2lRf1jq3oBAri6uCO-PQ

I can only imagine the sack-like affair in the crotch is for people who are incontinent or are worried about premature delivery of a large infant.

Although I suppose one could store useful items in there. Like maybe a microwave oven.

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