L Lasslorn Really Experienced Joined Jun 22, 2015 Posts 171 Jun 25, 2015 #1 That the Narwhal was never labelled the "unicorn of the sea?" They should really fire their PR guy.
D drkomacho__ Really Really Experienced Joined Oct 3, 2014 Posts 344 Jun 25, 2015 #2 Slimy whale skin versus fluffy unicorn, no contest. It should be happy it's not the Sperm Whale.
L Lasslorn Really Experienced Joined Jun 22, 2015 Posts 171 Jun 25, 2015 #4 drkomacho__ said: Slimy whale skin versus fluffy unicorn, no contest. It should be happy it's not the Sperm Whale. Click to expand... Unicorns are too predictable, you always see them coming. The aquatic nature of the Narwhal allows for surprise attack. Imagine you're on an ice flow, minding your business, then BOOM, fucking Narwhal from right below you. And Sperm Whale don't give a shit. He owns it.
drkomacho__ said: Slimy whale skin versus fluffy unicorn, no contest. It should be happy it's not the Sperm Whale. Click to expand... Unicorns are too predictable, you always see them coming. The aquatic nature of the Narwhal allows for surprise attack. Imagine you're on an ice flow, minding your business, then BOOM, fucking Narwhal from right below you. And Sperm Whale don't give a shit. He owns it.
L Lasslorn Really Experienced Joined Jun 22, 2015 Posts 171 Jun 25, 2015 #5 DesEsseintes said: Horny and fat? It should become the Lit mascot. Click to expand... I would go with the Baluga. Or at least the scientists that study them: Naked female scientist attempts to tame Balugas: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...cientist-tries-tame-beluga-whales-arctic.html "So... why do I have to be naked again?" "Look, the Balugas just hate clothes, ok? Now take it off."
DesEsseintes said: Horny and fat? It should become the Lit mascot. Click to expand... I would go with the Baluga. Or at least the scientists that study them: Naked female scientist attempts to tame Balugas: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...cientist-tries-tame-beluga-whales-arctic.html "So... why do I have to be naked again?" "Look, the Balugas just hate clothes, ok? Now take it off."
