midwestyankee
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Bravo! Bravissimo!bisexplicit said:
My pussy is so deep. . .
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Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Thank you. No really, you're too kind.bobsgirl said:
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My pussy is so deep...
...this one time, at band camp, I stuck a tuba in my pussy.
...this one time, at band camp, I stuck a tuba in my pussy.
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I could have sworn that the last time you told this story it was at tuba camp and you stuck the whole band in there.TBKahuna123 said:
Including the drum major.
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um, love dem Drumlines!!!midwestyankee said:I could have sworn that the last time you told this story it was at tuba camp and you stuck the whole band in there.
Including the drum major.
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It's especially great when the drum major raises that baton right up into the G spot, isn't it?TBKahuna123 said:um, love dem Drumlines!!!
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TBKahuna123 said:
Now are you sure you said that with the right cadence?
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Call it a stress test of the noise dampening abilities of the Cervical Retainer.Scalywag said:
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Eilan said:Just so we ladies won't feel left out.
My pussy is so deep. . .
. . . my husband sleeps there in the wintertime.
ROFL!
Did not see that coming............
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My pussy is so deep...
There's a family of bears hibernating in it.
The neighborhood squirrels use it as a hiding place for their nuts. (Which of course is a whole different thread...)
When I have a high fever it can be used as an easy-bake oven.
NASA uses it as a wind tunnel.
Can you tell I've given this a lot of thought?
There's a family of bears hibernating in it.
The neighborhood squirrels use it as a hiding place for their nuts. (Which of course is a whole different thread...)
When I have a high fever it can be used as an easy-bake oven.
NASA uses it as a wind tunnel.
Can you tell I've given this a lot of thought?
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bobsgirl: i don't now if that's more funny or more sad...
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All I can think of right now is "Vaginal Hokey Pokey".
You put your left foot in, you take your left foot out, you put your left foot in and you shake it all about...
You put your left foot in, you take your left foot out, you put your left foot in and you shake it all about...
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Given some of the self deprecating things I've don ein the past to get laid, I think the Hokey Pokey would be a very minor price to pay.Scalywag said:
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Sorry...I've enough practice in going without that I would gladly forgo doing any form of the Hokey Pokey (Original, Extra Crispy, you name it) just to get laid.Scalywag said:
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... Katrina wasn't a hurricane ... it was a queef.
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Much thanks.EJFan said:LMAO! i was so tryin' to figure out how to word something like this and you beat me to it... and did so far more brilliantly than anything i came up with. kudos to you.
