Young Female Seeks Obscenely Rich Sugar Daddy...

thiscouldbtricky said:

This whole want-ad thing isn't working that well, when all I'm getting is the exact opposite of what I'm looking for. A very rich man willing to leave me everything, and doesn't have much longer left to live... Is that too much to ask? *sigh*

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77817 said:

Try volunteering at a nursing home if you want to find a sugardaddy.

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Hotat21 said:

it's actually illegal for somewho who volunteers/is paid at an adult boarding home facility to engage in sexual practices with residents. if you're caught, your building can be shut down. And by the time people are there, unless it's a private pay place, they aren't going to have much money. Sorry to put a damper on your plan B, but I work in an adult family boarding home.

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Colton_White said:

lol its not that 'too much' to ask.
infact I'm also searching for a lady [Personal Ad]

but even after 2300+ views and 50 + posts I've not yet found her out..
may be hoping to find any suitable match on lit personals is too much to ask.

Anyways I wish you good luck.

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thiscouldbtricky said:

Hey, MCdonalds has a buy one get one free deal on the big macs on mondays, why would I agree to that? Besides, 67 cents doesn't even cover the beverage lol.
And could you last the hour that the 67 cents is worth?

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koalabear said:

An hour is easy, I was just hoping you were too......

Ok, $5 an hour an all the polish sausage you can eat. Plus the use of a 1965 Edsel.

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thiscouldbtricky said:

I won't take anything less than minimum wage..... Do I look cheap to you? I may be half Mexican but please don't pay me like one..... (sorry bout the off color joke lol)

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koalabear said:

Hmmmm...you may have a point........I see one great one now. I'll up the offer to $12 an hour and toss in knee pads. But no Edsel.

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thiscouldbtricky said:

Hm. You drive a hard bargain.... Are we at the take-it-or-leave-it stage yet?

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koalabear said:

A good used car salesman never says.......

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stud44slo said:

being half Hispanic as well, the Mexican joke was funny. shit, if they paid Mexicans to have sex, California would have no choice but to be part of Mexico

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thiscouldbtricky said:

... Hovering close to death is a plus, I would be interested in obtaining a very large inheritance post your demise. It is merely a purchase of my companionship, I will not have sex in return for your all money when you die. I prefer to be paid in a weekly allowance. I take cash, checks, and also very expensive jewelry and priceless muscle cars. As a favor of my gratitude, I will not aid your shuffle off the mortal coil, but wait patiently for all of your wordly possessions to pass on to me. However, if my parading around half naked in front of you causes cardiac arrest, it is no fault of mine.

If you are interested in providing these things in return for my company, it would be greatly appreciated if you apply here.



(P.S. If you take this seriously, please don't PM me.)

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ltnsfr007 said:

Hugh would fit your profile, he's down in LA. And with those boobs you might have a chance

Just make sure you bleach your hair real light blonde
(both places) LOL

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thump said:

I am interested, although Im not close to death yet, speeding cars, dogs and other mean four legged animals make it always interesting and I do consider myself very rich as long as you dont mind payment in carrots or large bundles of lettuce.

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Madcapsule said:

I tell you what I want..a Sugar Mummy (or Mommy for you americans), although she would need to be my age..In fact I just want a girl..rich, and exceptional generous with both money and body Applicants apply within..

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thiscouldbtricky said:

Thump honey!!!! Long time, no talk. I think I can make an exception to the whole close to death thing and cash allowance since I already happen to like you so much. Hehe

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stud44slo said:

well someone is quite popular. then again, i think every guy can see why. seems like all the hispanic chicks down here aren't nearly as attractive, though there's more hispanics in LA than there is in some states.

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koalabear said:

OK....$12.50 and the use of an 1970 VW bus.........

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