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Old 07-16-2018, 10:39 PM   #3751
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I think you may be fibbing.


On another note, I try to give people the benefit of the doubt, but sometimes there is no benefit, and only doubt.
It's quite true that no pictures exist, though, on further review, it's possible that the Polaroid had been invented by then. Fortunately, Polarioids fade quite fatally over periods that can be measured in decades. I will admit that a certain amount of alcohol may have been involved, along with a small truckload of pumpkins and a dormitory that had been built by the Navy that successfully lived up to its design criterion of indestructibility.
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Old 07-17-2018, 12:07 AM   #3752
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It's quite true that no pictures exist, though, on further review, it's possible that the Polaroid had been invented by then. Fortunately, Polarioids fade quite fatally over periods that can be measured in decades. I will admit that a certain amount of alcohol may have been involved, along with a small truckload of pumpkins and a dormitory that had been built by the Navy that successfully lived up to its design criterion of indestructibility.
That is fucking beautiful.
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Old 07-17-2018, 12:40 AM   #3753
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It's quite true that no pictures exist, though, on further review, it's possible that the Polaroid had been invented by then. Fortunately, Polarioids fade quite fatally over periods that can be measured in decades. I will admit that a certain amount of alcohol may have been involved, along with a small truckload of pumpkins and a dormitory that had been built by the Navy that successfully lived up to its design criterion of indestructibility.

Alcohol. It has been said that no good story ever began with eating a salad.
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Old 07-17-2018, 01:34 AM   #3754
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Alcohol. It has been said that no good story ever began with eating a salad.
There has to be one somewhere.

Iím fairly certain there are quite a few not so good ones on the story side round here that start with that sort of thing.

I need some new pics. Iím bored with mine.
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Old 07-17-2018, 05:47 PM   #3755
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Alcohol. It has been said that no good story ever began with eating a salad.
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There has to be one somewhere.

Iím fairly certain there are quite a few not so good ones on the story side round here that start with that sort of thing.

I need some new pics. Iím bored with mine.
In fact, there's a truly excellent short story that begins with, well, a major ingredient to a salad, anyway.

It's "Lunch" by Gwen Masters, which is the pen name of someone who used to be a regular here in HT. I can't find a link at the moment to the site where it was published, but I'll gladly share it when I do. It's one of my favorite erotic stories.


I've heard that while the procedure for implanting new pecs has been mostly successful to date, somewhere around 30% of implant patients report an extended chestation period during which it's necessary to bind the breasts like Judy Garland in Wizard of Oz.

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Old 07-17-2018, 11:48 PM   #3756
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In fact, there's a truly excellent short story that begins with, well, a major ingredient to a salad, anyway.

It's "Lunch" by Gwen Masters, which is the pen name of someone who used to be a regular here in HT. I can't find a link at the moment to the site where it was published, but I'll gladly share it when I do. It's one of my favorite erotic stories.


I've heard that while the procedure for implanting new pecs has been mostly successful to date, somewhere around 30% of implant patients report an extended chestation period during which it's necessary to bind the breasts like Judy Garland in Wizard of Oz.
Share away.

And while I am occasionally up for a bit of breast binding, I donít think I want any surgery. I got a new front hook bra, and thatís binding enough. Whoever thought trying to hook something in between extensive cleavage was a good idea was not thinking clearly. Neither was I when I bought the damn thing.
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Old 07-18-2018, 01:52 AM   #3757
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I got a new front hook bra, and thatís binding enough. Whoever thought trying to hook something in between extensive cleavage was a good idea was not thinking clearly. Neither was I when I bought the damn thing.
Yay, another Tits Out Tuesday!
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Old 07-21-2018, 06:25 PM   #3758
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What better way to recover from the psychopathy of ExEsseintes than Tits out Tuesday!
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Old 07-21-2018, 07:32 PM   #3759
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What better way to recover from the psychopathy of ExEsseintes than Tits out Tuesday!
Why is it that I never understand what is going on here? I like the tits out Tuesday part but the rest goes right over my head!
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Old 07-21-2018, 07:51 PM   #3760
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Why is it that I never understand what is going on here? I like the tits out Tuesday part but the rest goes right over my head!
Thatís for the best, my friend. ❤️
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Old 07-21-2018, 08:02 PM   #3761
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Ok well wake me when the tits come out! I'm all over them!
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I also missed the whole eyebrow thing???
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Old 07-21-2018, 11:50 PM   #3763
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Shit! There was an eyebrow thing???

A Spontaneous road trip that was a hell of a lot of funóand nearly finished up my Christmas shopping that resulted in some unexpected news thatís none of my business, and makes me quite sad.

Itís been quite a day.
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Old 07-21-2018, 11:55 PM   #3764
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I heard there were tits, and I was not disappointed.
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Old 07-21-2018, 11:59 PM   #3765
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I also missed the whole eyebrow thing???
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Shit! There was an eyebrow thing.
Nah someone just commented on my eyebrows. 😂

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I heard there were tits, and I was not disappointed.
Those are some damn fine boobs.
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Old Yesterday, 12:19 AM   #3767
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Those are some damn fine boobs.

Indeed!
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Nah someone just commented on my eyebrows. 😂

Your profile pic had a bit of a Diana Rigg / Emma Peel vibe.




Just need a denim catsuit.
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Your profile pic had a bit of a Diana Rigg / Emma Peel vibe.
Just need a denim catsuit.
Hmmm never had that one before. Theyíre hot though, so Iíll take it and kid myself a while and not point out the error in your ways.

Denim catsuit... hmmmm not sold on that thereís surely no hiding anything in getup like that.
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What? Nobody woke me for the tits??? Again Iím left titless!
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What? Nobody woke me for the tits??? Again Iím left titless!
Psst. Check SaucyMinx Ďs profile.
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Psst. Check SaucyMinx Ďs profile.
I did. Lovely, as always.
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