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Old 04-13-2018, 11:01 PM   #376
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I found an old cracker

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
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Old 04-13-2018, 11:07 PM   #377
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I found an old cracker

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
Ah ha ha!

Blue, why are you awake?

I'm watching 50 First Dates and my daughter is making me a cheese toasty.
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Old 04-14-2018, 08:11 AM   #378
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Ah ha ha!

Blue, why are you awake?

I'm watching 50 First Dates and my daughter is making me a cheese toasty.
I almost read that as '50 Shades' and got chills.
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I almost read that as '50 Shades' and got chills.
I've never seen it, is it good? I love the soundtrack
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Old 04-14-2018, 10:38 AM   #380
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I'm pretty sure I just made enough pancakes for a small army. But, the 3 little girls in my house this morning gobbled them up before I was able to get one bite.
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Old 04-14-2018, 10:50 AM   #381
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I've never seen it, is it good? I love the soundtrack
I'm never going to watch the third film.
As the mainstream depiction of bdsm; it attests multiple times that the dynamic is born out of childhood sexual abuse and is an illness in need of being fixed, confuses being a 'sadist' with being a psychopathic murderer of small animals incapable of forming strong emotional bonds, implies that bdsm is rape by defining 'vanilla' as meaning 'consensual sex', and depicts a toxic and emotionally abusive relationship where Anastasia is not a sub nor understands or has any interest in the dynamic and is only in it in the first place because of her white knight complex telling her she needs to 'fix' him - as shown in the honestly gross scene at the end of the first film where she asks to be hit with a strap or something a few times to try and see the appeal, then leaves in fearful tears, appalled at how anybody could possibly find it pleasurable.

In the second film they actually explicitly turned to Freudian psychoanalysis and write in that Grey gets off on hurting women who look like his mother because she emotionally neglected him when he was a kid. He even stalks Ana' like a needy child 3 times in the films. Shows up at her home uninvited and unannounced and tails her to a holiday resort she went to specifically to get away from him.

Personally I thought it was one of the grossest films I've ever seen and would benefit from being dubbed with horror movie soundtracks and jumpscare noises - but I am definitely cherrypicking instances here and I've also heard one or two people on this board like it so you should probably get a second opinion.
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Old 04-14-2018, 01:06 PM   #382
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I'm never going to watch the third film.
As the mainstream depiction of bdsm; it attests multiple times that the dynamic is born out of childhood sexual abuse and is an illness in need of being fixed, confuses being a 'sadist' with being a psychopathic murderer of small animals incapable of forming strong emotional bonds, implies that bdsm is rape by defining 'vanilla' as meaning 'consensual sex', and depicts a toxic and emotionally abusive relationship where Anastasia is not a sub nor understands or has any interest in the dynamic and is only in it in the first place because of her white knight complex telling her she needs to 'fix' him - as shown in the honestly gross scene at the end of the first film where she asks to be hit with a strap or something a few times to try and see the appeal, then leaves in fearful tears, appalled at how anybody could possibly find it pleasurable.

In the second film they actually explicitly turned to Freudian psychoanalysis and write in that Grey gets off on hurting women who look like his mother because she emotionally neglected him when he was a kid. He even stalks Ana' like a needy child 3 times in the films. Shows up at her home uninvited and unannounced and tails her to a holiday resort she went to specifically to get away from him.

Personally I thought it was one of the grossest films I've ever seen and would benefit from being dubbed with horror movie soundtracks and jumpscare noises - but I am definitely cherrypicking instances here and I've also heard one or two people on this board like it so you should probably get a second opinion.
Lol!! I always appreciate your unvarnished opinion.

I do know someone who liked it. Her comment:

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They're both really hot, and she's got great natural bush.
Or something.

I'll probably watch the first one at some point, out of curiosity. But I expect I'll be correcting them the whole way through.
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Old 04-17-2018, 10:05 PM   #383
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Blue, why are you awake?
Because I've had insomnia or some other sleep issue since about 2014.

Like tonight for example: I think I was asleep from about 12:30 to 1:40. Main problems with short bursts of sleep like that is that I wake up with 0% tiredness for a few hours then suddenly crash from exhaustion, usually at work. Though since that happened early in the night I'll probably get a few more hours in.
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Because I've had insomnia or some other sleep issue since about 2014.

Like tonight for example: I think I was asleep from about 12:30 to 1:40. Main problems with short bursts of sleep like that is that I wake up with 0% tiredness for a few hours then suddenly crash from exhaustion, usually at work. Though since that happened early in the night I'll probably get a few more hours in.
I hope you do.
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