what are you wearing this morning.

I crawled out of bed and donned undies, cammo cargo pants, and a red tee emblazoned with I KILLED ZOMBIES ON ROUTE 66. I'm about to drape myself with a jacket; it's my turn to take out the trash. We wait till morning so the neighborhood bear doesn't get into the can.

Other than that, I'm naked. Especially inside.
 
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