We've got a first-timer out here...

Happy Sunday to all. Just completed my registration after weeks of being on the fence. I'm just a guy looking to chat with a girl. (I promise, I won't even use any* more sappy/silly movie quotes)


*Ok, MAYBE one or two?
Promises promises
 
Happy Sunday to all. Just completed my registration after weeks of being on the fence. I'm just a guy looking to chat with a girl. (I promise, I won't even use any* more sappy/silly movie quotes)


*Ok, MAYBE one or two?

I'm new too. It's been pretty cool so far.
 
So far, so good. (Didn't even use a movie quote there, for those paying attention!)

I tried to think of a good quote for my initial reply, but failed. Give it time though. Things are gonna get crazy. We're gonna make animal noises.
 
Be still my heart. Well played. There might not even be a reply strong enough to match that. So for now..I'll sit down, but I'm sitting down because I want to, not because you've asked me to sit.

If you really wanted to screw me up, you should’ve gotten to me earlier.
 
Don't make me take away your masturbation privileges!

Life is about love and passion. It's not about cock and ass and tits and butthole pleasures. It's not about this rusty trombone, dirty Sanchez, the Cincinnati bowtie and the pussy-juice cocktail, and the shit-stained balls. Its about love. Its about connection.
 
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days...

Cute? Baby ducks are cute, I HATE cute! I want to be exotic, and mysterious!
 
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days...


Love that movie and this quote! Oh Crash!
 
I know. You've helped ease the tension. You'll always be my first [reply, anyway]... No one forgets their first. :heart:

"I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand than eternity without it."
 
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