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Promises promisesHappy Sunday to all. Just completed my registration after weeks of being on the fence. I'm just a guy looking to chat with a girl. (I promise, I won't even use any* more sappy/silly movie quotes)
*Ok, MAYBE one or two?
Happy Sunday to all. Just completed my registration after weeks of being on the fence. I'm just a guy looking to chat with a girl. (I promise, I won't even use any* more sappy/silly movie quotes)
*Ok, MAYBE one or two?
So far, so good. (Didn't even use a movie quote there, for those paying attention!)
Be still my heart. Well played. There might not even be a reply strong enough to match that. So for now..I'll sit down, but I'm sitting down because I want to, not because you've asked me to sit.
Hey, transparency is where it's at. That, and I'm a movie nerd. I feel like Big Daddy is a strong play out of the gate.
Don't make me take away your masturbation privileges!
I'm just messing with you. Welcome. It's not so scary around here
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days...
Cute? Baby ducks are cute, I HATE cute! I want to be exotic, and mysterious!
She's cute when she's angry.
Don't make me take away your masturbation privileges!
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days...
I never know how to respond to that.
I know. You've helped ease the tension. You'll always be my first [reply, anyway]... No one forgets their first.