The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

glynndah · Oct 21, 2012

Handley_Page said:
which are too dry to plant.

I put in a book of legends; particularly about Persephone.

And you get a winter that lasts for half the year.

I toss in a feather from Pegasus's wing.

Tio_Narratore · Oct 22, 2012

glynndah said:
And you get a winter that lasts for half the year.

I toss in a feather from Pegasus's wing.

and Icarus asks to borrow it.

I put in Steven Daedelus' ash plant...

Handley_Page · Oct 22, 2012

Tio_Narratore said:
and Icarus asks to borrow it.

I put in Steven Daedelus' ash plant...

but it take 40 years to grow.

I put in an Aston Martin DB5 in Silver Birch colour.

glynndah · Oct 22, 2012

Handley_Page said:
but it take 40 years to grow.

I put in an Aston Martin DB5 in Silver Birch colour.

But the machine gun port misfires.

I toss in a martini, shaken, not stirred.

Handley_Page · Oct 23, 2012

glynndah said:
But the machine gun port misfires.

I toss in a martini, shaken, not stirred.

The misfire is on the 5th cylinder and is boils the Martini.

I put in a bucket of ice.

Tio_Narratore · Oct 23, 2012

Handley_Page said:
The misfire is on the 5th cylinder and is boils the Martini.

I put in a bucket of ice.

and you get a bucket of water.

I put in a bucket of life...

Handley_Page · Oct 23, 2012

Tio_Narratore said:
and you get a bucket of water.

I put in a bucket of life...

but it don't rattle

I put in a pail of water

Tio_Narratore · Oct 23, 2012

Handley_Page said:
but it don't rattle

I put in a pail of water

and it's beyond the pale.

I put in Connaught and the Hie'lands...

Handley_Page · Oct 24, 2012

Tio_Narratore said:
and it's beyond the pale.

I put in Connaught and the Hie'lands...

But the submarine 'Connaught' is stranded on the Hei'land mountain top.

I put in a biblical flood

drteetho · Oct 25, 2012

Handley_Page said:
But the submarine 'Connaught' is stranded on the Hei'land mountain top.

I put in a biblical flood

And all of a sudden two of every animal show up.

I put in an ark...

Handley_Page · Oct 25, 2012

drteetho said:
And all of a sudden two of every animal show up.

I put in an ark...

but it does not take animals. It's an ARC.

I put in a whole load of lumber wood

Tio_Narratore · Oct 25, 2012

Handley_Page said:
but it does not take animals. It's an ARC.

I put in a whole load of lumber wood

and it would limber you if it could.

I put in a a woodchuck and a cord of firewood...

Handley_Page · Oct 25, 2012

Tio_Narratore said:
and it would limber you if it could.

I put in a a woodchuck and a cord of firewood...

but the cord is Det Cord and the woodchuck is very worried.

I put in an ounce of C4.

Tio_Narratore · Oct 29, 2012

Handley_Page said:
but the cord is Det Cord and the woodchuck is very worried.

I put in an ounce of C4.

and it gets put in the radiocarbon dater by mistake.

I put in a dendrochonological C14 correction table...

stickygirl · Oct 29, 2012

Tio_Narratore said:
and it gets put in the radiocarbon dater by mistake.

I put in a dendrochonological C14 correction table...

But the table only has three legs and there's no logic to that

I put in Dr Alice Roberts

Handley_Page · Oct 29, 2012

stickygirl said:
But the table only has three legs and there's no logic to that

I put in Dr Alice Roberts

who gets lost looking for the rest of Lucy.

I put in I.K. Brunel

stickygirl · Oct 29, 2012

Handley_Page said:
who gets lost looking for the rest of Lucy.

I put in I.K. Brunel

and he screwed his way across the Atlantic

I put in a broad gauge railway line

Handley_Page · Oct 29, 2012

stickygirl said:
and he screwed his way across the Atlantic

I put in a broad gauge railway line

but it don' fit the Box tunnel

I put in a tunnel-boring machine

stickygirl · Oct 29, 2012

Handley_Page said:
but it don' fit the Box tunnel

I put in a tunnel-boring machine

but it left a yawning hole in the ground

I put in a coal barge from the Falklands

Storiest · Oct 29, 2012

And you get a plaza of angry Argentines.

I put in a defective Furby.

stickygirl · Oct 29, 2012

Storiest said:
And you get a plaza of angry Argentines.

I put in a defective Furby.

and the Furby comes out mended

I put in a warp core from the Enterprise

Storiest · Oct 29, 2012

stickygirl said:
and the Furby comes out mended

I put in a warp core from the Enterprise

And you get the Protector's Omega 13.

I put in a bottle of Bling Bling Blue Raspberry MD 20/20 with the cap off.

glynndah · Oct 29, 2012

Storiest said:
And you get the Protector's Omega 13.

I put in a bottle of Bling Bling Blue Raspberry MD 20/20 with the cap off.

And you get bright blue teeth and a horrendous hangover.

I contribute my last bottle of Annie Greensprings.

Handley_Page · Oct 29, 2012

glynndah said:
And you get bright blue teeth and a horrendous hangover.

I contribute my last bottle of Annie Greensprings.

But it's well past the 'sell-by' date and has turned black with age.

I put in a bottle of good burgundy from the old (roman) vineyards in England

Tio_Narratore · Oct 30, 2012

Handley_Page said:
But it's well past the 'sell-by' date and has turned black with age.

I put in a bottle of good burgundy from the old (roman) vineyards in England

and the VM says "good burgundy" and "England?"

I put in a day at the Listel vignoble...

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