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Draco interdum Vincit
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How did the demon measure up?
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How did the demon measure up?
and polishing their claws. Trying out different styles of tail and wing.They do their business at night, but I don't talk much about what they are doing during the day. Getting their hair done, maybe(?)
Now you know I couldn't let this thread go by without a demon Christmas story.
I've heard of 'trailing the coat', but it's nowhere near Christmas yet !
My medieval demonology is a tad rusty but I believe Stella is correct that Succubus and Incubus are job titles that the species 'demon' wears. Allegedly the Succubus takes the semen from her 'victim' and assuming the form of the Incubus uses it to impregnate the 'innocent maid' in the next hovel . . . or bedroom in the palace as the case may be.
Ah. Suddenly so much becomes clear.
I recently felt the need to share an absolutely meaningless dream with the whole world. it had nothing goiing on--except for this compulsion to rid myself of it by telling it.I knew a guy that claimed to have been visited by a succubus. In reality he had a wet dream about his friend's girl and felt the need to convince us all it had to have been a demon because he never would have had an erotic dream about his friend's girlfriend. Why he felt the need to say anything in the first place is a true mystery.
How very efficient--a delivery service for artificial insemination with the added bonus of guaranteed orgasms.My medieval demonology is a tad rusty but I believe Stella is correct that Succubus and Incubus are job titles that the species 'demon' wears. Allegedly the Succubus takes the semen from her 'victim' and assuming the form of the Incubus uses it to impregnate the 'innocent maid' in the next hovel . . . or bedroom in the palace as the case may be.
I recently felt the need to share an absolutely meaningless dream with the whole world. it had nothing goiing on--except for this compulsion to rid myself of it by telling it.
which is kind of demonic when you think about it.
How very efficient--a delivery service for artificial insemination with the added bonus of guaranteed orgasms.
But here's the question--what, if anything, happens to the semen while it's in the demon?
I'm guessin' some Medieval dude or dudette noodled up bi-sex Cubi demons to excuse things like 'nocturnal emissions' in boys and lost virginity in girls. It also gave the church something else to pray about and make a few bucks from exorcisms.
Just a few? Are you kidding? Do you have any idea how much St. Peter's cost? The Vatican shook down Europe in a way only the EU bureaucrats have been able to match. And both claim they do it for the sinners' own good.
Whoah, that's oddly scientific!It chills. Hence the belief that being done by an Incubus leaves the woman feeling cold to the core. At least, that's the way I remember it. It's been rather a while since I was up on such things.
Whoah, that's oddly scientific!
Those little sperms have a limited amount of energy in their tails. Cool them down, they take a little nap instead of wasting their swimming powers trying to get through the turkey baster walls.
You mean, it's been a while since you had sex with that hot succubus who turned into an icy incubus before you were done cuddling?It chills. Hence the belief that being done by an Incubus leaves the woman feeling cold to the core. At least, that's the way I remember it. It's been rather a while since I was up on such things.
You mean, it's been a while since you had sex with that hot succubus who turned into an icy incubus before you were done cuddling?