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GoldenCojones

GoldenCojones

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Wow! My latest story "Lilly Wants a Baby" https://www.literotica.com/s/lilly-wants-a-baby went up today. I knew it was gonna tweak the trolls because the main character is not Beaver's mom and she doesn't get burned in the end, but I honestly had no idea how stirred up I would get them. The first time I checked on it, It had a rating of 1.33 and 39 votes. It had 5 comments all very negative. Now it has a rating of 1.99 with 97 votes and 12 comments. Even BonnieTaylor has chimed in on this one. In defense of the story, 6 people have favorited it. A little low after a full day but it is in LW after all.

So what really got me laughing my ass off is that ALL of my stories took a hit in the scores. Every single one of them. That means I pissed off enough trolls bad enough that they went and skated to the end of each of my stories to 1 bomb me. I find that fucking hilarious. Damn! How much of their day did I waste with this one story of mine? Imagine how many more clicks Literotica got because I wrote a story where a not very "good" woman didn't get burned in the end! I love it!

Okay, I have to go dream up an even more naughty strong-willed woman who gets everything she wants in life with no negative consequences in the end. :devil:
 
GoldenCojones said:
Wow! My latest story "Lilly Wants a Baby" https://www.literotica.com/s/lilly-wants-a-baby went up today. I knew it was gonna tweak the trolls because the main character is not Beaver's mom and she doesn't get burned in the end, but I honestly had no idea how stirred up I would get them. The first time I checked on it, It had a rating of 1.33 and 39 votes. It had 5 comments all very negative. Now it has a rating of 1.99 with 97 votes and 12 comments. Even BonnieTaylor has chimed in on this one. In defense of the story, 6 people have favorited it. A little low after a full day but it is in LW after all.

So what really got me laughing my ass off is that ALL of my stories took a hit in the scores. Every single one of them. That means I pissed off enough trolls bad enough that they went and skated to the end of each of my stories to 1 bomb me. I find that fucking hilarious. Damn! How much of their day did I waste with this one story of mine? Imagine how many more clicks Literotica got because I wrote a story where a not very "good" woman didn't get burned in the end! I love it!

Okay, I have to go dream up an even more naughty strong-willed woman who gets everything she wants in life with no negative consequences in the end. :devil:
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Those real men sure are sensitive. I can could sense the shrinkage just from the comments. :eek:
 
lovecraft68 said:
Those real men sure are sensitive. I can could sense the shrinkage just from the comments. :eek:
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Well, I know you are being sarcastic but the way I see it, real men are not intimidated by strong successful women. Pansy's, bully's, and wimps are.

But that's just my opinion.
 
That's happened to me a couple of times. Gotta love how you're wasting their time--and then the site sweeps all those one-bombs a couple of days later.
 
GoldenCojones said:
Well, I know you are being sarcastic but the way I see it, real men are not intimidated by strong successful women. Pansy's, bully's, and wimps are.

But that's just my opinion.
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Right, I forgot the 'real men' in quotations. Real men can submit and real men can simply enjoy and not worry about being 'real men'

I think my foster father put it best when he said "Being a man is never worrying about what makes you a man."

I have one where the wife not only ties hubby to a chair and has him watch her fuck a guy in front of him, but put a shock collar on him and zapped him every time he tried to look away.

Then at the end she sits on Hubby's lap screaming in his face while she gets fucked and when her boyfriend is ready she....

Jerks the boyfriend off into hubby's face.

I received death threats over that and also threats of beatings and rape because all the anon 'real men' thought I was a woman.

In my fantasies they actually show up. :D
 
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Denny-------<-------that's me!

Our stories were rating fairly good until my wife started a new series of short stories under LOVING WIFE. We Both agree that we aren't writers but have a decent readership.
Now the anons are attacking my wife's first three stories. The funny thing is BonnieTaylor, who many complain about, gave my wife a five to counter a few anon ones along with degrading comments.
Personally we really don't care and I only check the notices when I first sign on and off. I've mentioned before we are not trying to win anything. We are having fun sharing our stories before the Grim Reaper takes us away.

So stop picking on some of the regular readers and pick on the Anons hiding in the shadows.

Even so, we appreciate all comments, good or bad. it is helping us learn. Yet I do believe if we were Ivy League English professors some Anons would find fault.
 
LIVINRFANTASIES said:
~snip~
Yet I do believe if we were Ivy League English professors some Anons would find fault.
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In all seriousness, in Loving Wives, Oscar Wilde would get bashed. Half of them anticipate one thing and the other half anticipate just the opposite. It's got nothing to do with the writing. It has to do with their world view. As long as you've got a thick enough skin, post away and figure the comments just mean you touched some emotion which is all we are really trying to do by stringing some words together after all.

:cool:
 
Ewobbit said:
I ain't lookin'. You skeered hell outta me when you admitted there was porn of the real you out there and then clarified there were fishnet stockings involved. I've been afraid to click any of your links since.
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Actually there is a porn vid of me on sublime directories submit your movies section that I put up there like six years ago and might still be there.

I truly have no shame
 
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Ewobbit said:
In all seriousness, in Loving Wives, Oscar Wilde would get bashed. Half of them anticipate one thing and the other half anticipate just the opposite. It's got nothing to do with the writing. It has to do with their world view. As long as you've got a thick enough skin, post away and figure the comments just mean you touched some emotion which is all we are really trying to do by stringing some words together after all.

:cool:
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Denny----- thank you sir. I figured each listing had it's followers and haters.
None the less we'll stick to where my wife posts her stories. In fact I need to let her get another ready the Lit way. She only types one or two fingered. She saves the others for pointing at me.
Sadly many are older stories with long paragraphs or written for other forums so they take time changing.

Lovecraft in fishnet stockings might interest my wife.;)
 
this one's particular 'style' of critique has cropped a few times of late. must be a new approach:

by Anonymous
05/13/16
Wow that was just awful!

Did you proof read this mess? Thoroughly unlikeable characters combined with just terrible writing. Nothing to like here.
1 star.
 
Denny-------<-------that's me!

geronimo_appleby said:
this one's particular 'style' of critique has cropped a few times of late. must be a new approach:

by Anonymous
05/13/16
Wow that was just awful!

Did you proof read this mess? Thoroughly unlikeable characters combined with just terrible writing. Nothing to like here.
1 star.
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Denny------------ Kinda makes one want to stop and go home.
Or in our case, just keep writing more. My wife was told she writes like a ten year old. We took that as a compliment.:)
 
To show you how bright the LW crowd is, a couple years ago in the valentine contest I wrote a cuck story that was meant to pretty much be a spoof it was so over the top.

I wanted to see if people would get what I was doing or think it was serious and tear me up. A couple of people-all authors for the record got it, the readers? Yeah, not so much.

This is one of my favs, no doubt from someone in the AH

To the trolls
11/18/14 By: Anonymous
Hahahahahaha
If any of you trolls had read LCs posts in the forum you would know what his objective was with this story. The only thing that surprised me was how easily he achieved his objective! You guys really came out of the gutter screaming just like he thought you would. I'll bet LC has these comments framed and proudly displayed on his office wall.


This has to be one of my all time favorites here, period. :D

you shit pissed and vomited on valentines day
09/19/14 By: Anonymous
i usually like your stories but this was the most fucked up excuse for a story that i have ever read
 
geronimo_appleby said:
this one's particular 'style' of critique has cropped a few times of late. must be a new approach:

by Anonymous
05/13/16
Wow that was just awful!

Did you proof read this mess? Thoroughly unlikeable characters combined with just terrible writing. Nothing to like here.
1 star.
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The one I liked the best was this one

1*
05/13/16 By: Anonymous
cuck shit.
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He left the same comment on at least 4 of my stories. None of which really touch on the cuckold fetish. Maybe he thinks any non-monogamous relationship is cuckold ... hmm.
 
GoldenCojones said:
The one I liked the best was this one



He left the same comment on at least 4 of my stories. None of which really touch on the cuckold fetish. Maybe he thinks any non-monogamous relationship is cuckold ... hmm.
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mebs just picked 'em at random? i have one who pops up periodically to leave comments on multiple stories. they're all in the same style. prolly doesn't know i can see the comments on the 'Views' page through the submissions link. all i dois follow behind and press 'Delete'. then admin remove them completely.

it takes the dick head longer to leave the comments than it does to get rid. :D
 
geronimo_appleby said:
mebs just picked 'em at random? i have one who pops up periodically to leave comments on multiple stories. they're all in the same style. prolly doesn't know i can see the comments on the 'Views' page through the submissions link. all i dois follow behind and press 'Delete'. then admin remove them completely.

it takes the dick head longer to leave the comments than it does to get rid. :D
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I only delete comments that are direct malicious attacks against other readers. I have way too much fun going back and reading them. You have to admit they ARE funny in much the same way watching drunks at the bar fall down and pass out is funny.
 
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