thewantonwife
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Sexual Bucket List
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LiFeNdEaTh
The Usual.
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eewww i like that!
Figures:
If you'd commit digital adultery behind a husband's back...
...why wouldn't you also like gagging on thewantonwife's husband's unit behind her back.
LiFeNdEaTh
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eat a dick, faggot.
What color mascara do you like to wear when you're gaggin on thewantonwife's man's unit?
LiFeNdEaTh
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like i said, EAT A DICK, faggot.
I read you the first time...
...but your favorite menu selection doesn't interest me.
LiFeNdEaTh
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ask me if i give a fuck bro.. hahah
MissMaidenMinx
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A potentially interesting thread ruined. *sighs*
richard_daily
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I'm not into buckets.
MissMaidenMinx
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Best thing I have ever been told about buckets is that with a bucket and a few other ingredients you can make a mace... and one day I will.
richard_daily
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Best thing I have ever been told about buckets is that with a bucket and a few other ingredients you can make a mace... and one day I will.
You can also put them over someone's head.
hogjack
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My five.
1. Sex followed by a marathon session canning vegetables
2. Intimate relations with aluminum-alloy aircraft parts
3. Sexual liaisons with historic figures related to famous civilian massacres
4. Shemales who will also do my taxes pro-bono
5. Using current crime scene techniques to identify sexual lubricants
1. Sex followed by a marathon session canning vegetables
2. Intimate relations with aluminum-alloy aircraft parts
3. Sexual liaisons with historic figures related to famous civilian massacres
4. Shemales who will also do my taxes pro-bono
5. Using current crime scene techniques to identify sexual lubricants
lovetoread
hello daddy
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If I've done all but one item on your list, it's not so extreme.
Just get the hubby to do it.
Just get the hubby to do it.
4est_4est_Gump
Run Forrest! RUN!
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4est_4est_Gump
Run Forrest! RUN!
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4est_4est_Gump
Run Forrest! RUN!
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1. Fuck Barbara Eden.
2. Fuck Barbara Eden in the ass.
3. Fuck Barbara Eden in the mouth and cum on her face.
4. Fuck Barbara Eden to death during auto-asphyxiation.
5. Fuck Barbara Eden's corpse...
2. Fuck Barbara Eden in the ass.
3. Fuck Barbara Eden in the mouth and cum on her face.
4. Fuck Barbara Eden to death during auto-asphyxiation.
5. Fuck Barbara Eden's corpse...
ivantheterrible
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find a hooker , soon.
i'm too old and cynical to deal with potential relationship mating dance bullshit.
i'm too old and cynical to deal with potential relationship mating dance bullshit.
Wat_Tyler
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4est_4est_Gump
Run Forrest! RUN!
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Dirty Mary Says:
Go Ahead, make my prey!
4est_4est_Gump
Run Forrest! RUN!
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Bottom up, BITCH!
ivantheterrible
use to give a shit
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don't push your luck. i've eaten a cat before.
