loquere
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- May 19, 2011
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The ocean has been poisoned
I accuse you!
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The ocean has been poisoned
I excuse you!
I don't need you!
No, but you haunt me; I don't deny it.
OMG I am NOT a man!Gee fella, I dont know you that well.
OMG I am HOT for a man!
Well then, you've come to the tight place.
Wow, I never saw that cuming.
That doesn't help me feel up Wilhelmina, dad.
Again, not a guy...Listen, son...
Is that the British "mum" or American "mam?" I prefer the former, though I like the Irish "luv" even better.Ma'am. *tips his hat*
Is that the British "hump" or American "nail?" I prefer the former, though I like Irish "luvin" even better.
Yes, I'm rather fond of cold showers myself. Shall we?
No thanks, I like my waiter wet and warm.
What kind of rest or rant tactics do you frequently use?
Well, usually the "you were switching, whoring and porking in your sleep" one works well.
You really should try dating on Craigslist; it's the best way to find partners with weird kinks.
I'm a great judge of the best way forward. Never use protection, for whatever you do.
I just flew in from Columbia. where I received a free boob-job.
I’m really not up on the boobs/cocaine economic dynamic, and haven’t done a cost/benefit analysis on drug-smuggling tactics.
Everything is free, when you’re very, very good at what you’re doing.
Get in the operating room! Now!
Being able to juggle makes you an expert on open heart surgery. We need your wisdom, bring in the clowns.
Who's on first for anatomy?
There is a magical poignancy to rounding third.