This be an idea for a story in Shakespearean dialogue. Events will actually take place in England, c.1600. Descriptions may be in contemporary English but all dialogue will be done in your best Renfaire-reject style. Fail not as you will answer the contrary at your peril.
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"Come now, Milady, it is time. Bendeth thou over," Richard, the Trou Down Prince said, thrusting provocatively with his hips towards a Restoration era table. "Doeth this thing now", he added as an afterthought.
Meredith the Fair, Lady of Soixante-Neuf, brushed a wisp of sun touched blonde hair from her face, shrugged her pale, bare shoulders and lifted a dozen petticoats and hoops above her slim waist while somehow stepping out of her silken stockings. In one fluid, yet practiced, motion, she bent over the furniture, spreading her shapely legs and bracing herself with long, toned arms on the table's drop leaf.
"Getteth this foul deed over with forthwith", Meredith said in haughty aristocratic tones used mainly with the help, dismissing the Prince's blackmail threats as a big nothing.
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"Come now, Milady, it is time. Bendeth thou over," Richard, the Trou Down Prince said, thrusting provocatively with his hips towards a Restoration era table. "Doeth this thing now", he added as an afterthought.
Meredith the Fair, Lady of Soixante-Neuf, brushed a wisp of sun touched blonde hair from her face, shrugged her pale, bare shoulders and lifted a dozen petticoats and hoops above her slim waist while somehow stepping out of her silken stockings. In one fluid, yet practiced, motion, she bent over the furniture, spreading her shapely legs and bracing herself with long, toned arms on the table's drop leaf.
"Getteth this foul deed over with forthwith", Meredith said in haughty aristocratic tones used mainly with the help, dismissing the Prince's blackmail threats as a big nothing.
[Snipped per forum rules.]
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