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Old 11-14-2012, 10:43 PM   #26
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I totally heard that last sentence in Sheldon's mom's voice.
I heard it in my Aunt's...

Seriously, all the ladies in my family over 40 have huge hair.
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Old 11-14-2012, 10:43 PM   #27
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You totally forgot to mention my big hair. The higher the bangs, the closer to The Lord.
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Let's see...I work in a factory and drive a jeep. I'm in decent shape and love baseball and hockey(fuck both kinds of football) and own a few guns. Oh and can't Stand NASCAR either.

Am I a stereotypical American?
the massive 4x4 compensates for a lot
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Old 11-14-2012, 10:45 PM   #28
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Not really.

I don't drink Molsons Canadian or watch ice hockey. I haven't worn plaid in yonks nor picked up a chain saw in a dogs age.

I have an unregistered firearm in my home so in that respect I'm a Canuck...
i'll bet you 50 that you open doors, say please & thankyou and wear lumberjack shirts.
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Old 11-14-2012, 10:45 PM   #29
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Not really.

I don't drink Molsons Canadian or watch ice hockey. I haven't worn plaid in yonks nor picked up a chain saw in a dogs age.

I have an unregistered firearm in my home so in that respect I'm a Canuck...
Labatt blue is better
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Old 11-14-2012, 10:45 PM   #30
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I totally heard that last sentence in Sheldon's mom's voice.
"All that science stuff? That comes from Jesus."
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Old 11-14-2012, 10:46 PM   #31
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praise the lard!!

the massive 4x4 compensates for a lot
Actually jeeps are small compares to most suvs. Not quite as small as those go carts crusin around England
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i'll bet you 50 that you open doors, say please & thankyou and wear lumberjack shirts.
Don't forget ending every sentance with eh (pronounced A)
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Old 11-14-2012, 10:50 PM   #33
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Don't forget ending every sentance with eh (pronounced A)
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Old 11-14-2012, 10:52 PM   #34
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Canada, our northern neighbour, is actually south of me. It's kind of a pain in the ass. I keep getting Canadian change somehow but no one will take it back. And no I don't live in Alaska.
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Old 11-14-2012, 10:54 PM   #35
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Canada, our northern neighbour, is actually south of me. It's kind of a pain in the ass. I keep getting Canadian change somehow but no one will take it back. And no I don't live in Alaska.
You're in the curly bit of Michigan?
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Old 11-14-2012, 10:54 PM   #36
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i just want to point out that i'm snootily looking down my nose at you all.
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Old 11-14-2012, 10:54 PM   #37
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Labatt blue is better
They're both an embarrassing export.

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Don't forget ending every sentance with eh (pronounced A)
And a boat A. What A? Other there A. A boat A.
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:00 PM   #38
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You're in the curly bit of Michigan?
If you mean the mittin then yes. I can give directions on my left hand

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They're both an embarrassing export.


And a boat A. What A? Other there A. A boat A.
I forgot about aboot

I figure you guys have some amazing beer. No one exports the good stuff. Michigan has some outstanding brewerys.
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i just want to point out that i'm snootily looking down my nose at you all.
Isn't that an English stereotype?
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:04 PM   #40
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Isn't that an English stereotype?
exactly

i also have better table manners than you do.
i know this even without seeing the evidence.
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:06 PM   #41
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exactly

i also have better table manners than you do.
i know this even without seeing the evidence.
Ya not gonna argue that. I always eat with the wrong fucking fork it seems. Also im not a loudmouth merikin. I keep mostly to myself.
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:13 PM   #42
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No but I do like apple pie!
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No but I do like apple pie!
jesus tells you to like apple pie, so yes you do.
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:14 PM   #44
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No but I do like apple pie!
and you're a creationist. no other western nation is that nuts!
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:15 PM   #45
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jesus tells you to like apple pie, so yes you do.
He did? I must have been singing hymns too loud to hear Him.
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and you're a creationist. no other western nation is that nuts!
Lady with dead bird in her hand tells me I'm nuts. It's why I love lit. LOL
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:29 PM   #47
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No. I'm not a green alien OR a grey alien.

And really, what else does anyone expect from Neptune?
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:31 PM   #48
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No. I'm not a green alien OR a grey alien.

And really, what else does anyone expect from Neptune?
Are you blue? That's what I would have guessed.
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:33 PM   #49
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i'm emotionally repressed, i drink tea and i hate the french.
but i have decent teeth and i think football & cricket are dumb.
French hate English people too. Americans think French hate Americans, but they really don't, at least not anymore than anybody who isn't American hates us. They do hate the English with a passion.
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Are you blue? That's what I would have guessed.
Blue is so last month. I'm pink now.
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