Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex
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norfolklad
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Oh good, there's plenty of room for another one.
Handley_Page
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Now, go and get yourself thoroughly cleaned up, change the sheets and I'll be downstairs;
we must have a talk.
we must have a talk.
bobb_sledd
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Damn, I was hoping that was only a fart...
FavoriteAunt
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GoldCoastDD
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"Wow you really do squirt when you orgasm don't you? "
"I didn't squirt - my waters broke!!!"
"I didn't squirt - my waters broke!!!"
Oh, I know who you are Chris Hansen. But see, I calls you Chris Handsome. Now, I'mma tell you like this here: I likes ya. And I wants ya. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours......
SeanBurns1975
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Yeah, I'm just gonna have to get you to turn over and take it from behind, thanks.
Handley_Page
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Have you taken your Pills today ?
Naughty_Penpal
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"Quick Ivanka, your daddy's back early!"
ChloeTzang
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Do you mind if I read until you're finished?
Cwtchseeker
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Turn the lights out when you're finished
ChloeTzang
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Do you mind putting this brown paper bag over your head while we do this?
