feistyphoenix
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How would you beat the person above you in a fight?
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Um. I would pull her shirt over her head and then, probably run unless she wanted something else
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Knife, close range, cut for the femoral and brachial arteries quick.
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Nevyn_Black
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Flash him ...
Women do not fight fairly. I would have to drop the knife to grab my camera.
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lovetopleasewomen
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give her a kiss.....Looks like a win win to me ...
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Set up bait....a woman who is looking to be pleased.....wait until he does his thing, then hit him with an oversized mallet. Or a pie. Whatever.
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Booby trapped whoopee cushion.
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With the Spanish Inquisition. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.....unlike a whoopee cushion.
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Running over him with my truck!
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LOL
In that case, I'd have to have faked being hit...or make sure I have my wits about me and while getting run over, cut her brake lines. Or have a molotov cocktail handy.
Or just a cocktail....cause really if you go out buzzed, that's a win, right?
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Easily!
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put on my bikini and sloooowly rub lotion all over my body
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How slowly?
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nice and slow to make sure i don't forget a spot. bending over to do my legs....
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take her for a wild ride through the mountains on my motorcycle.
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Smack him
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Smack him
Pull her hair and poke her in the nose
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I'd poke you back smarty!
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I would hold up a mirror, while she was blinded by the glare from her dazzling smile I would subdue her tenderly.
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Spank her, soon she'd quit fighting and take it. Victory would be mine!
With a tank.
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