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Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

loquere said:
"I should warn you I ejaculate blood, for some reason."
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Haha. But that's interesting, I saw a dildo that can ejaculate blood, but I think you can just load it with whatever liquid and push something to make it come out. Totally unnecessary.
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Him: "Hmmm. No offense, but your pussy tastes a little strange."

Her: "That's funny. My brother said the same thing this morning. I think my herpes is flaring up again."
 
"April fools I got you, like as if I was actually going to let you fuck me with that shrimp of a dick. Get off me retard."
 
“I visited your home this morning after you’d left. I tried to play husband. I tried to taste the life of a simple man. It didn’t work out, so I took a souvenir… her pretty head.”
 
"I expected this to be much better; I thought you were a slut, but you're just a boring flat chested prude!"
 
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