Free Association Thread 5

Handley_Page · Jan 18, 2018

JKendallDane said:
Maybe you just need A Little Help From Your Friends?

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At least they made it pleasant.
As to the Fugs, I've heard better after a good night at the Dog & Ferret pub.
[or was it supposed to sound so execrable ?)

JKendallDane · Jan 19, 2018

Handley_Page said:
At least they made it pleasant.
As to the Fugs, I've heard better after a good night at the Dog & Ferret pub.
[or was it supposed to sound so execrable ?)

This one is almost as bad. CIA Man

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Tio_Narratore · Jan 28, 2018

Handley_Page said:
At least they made it pleasant.
As to the Fugs, I've heard better after a good night at the Dog & Ferret pub.
[or was it supposed to sound so execrable ?)

JKendallDane said:
This one is almost as bad. CIA Man

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Yes, it was intentional.
And here they are 50 years later:

Exorcism of the Whitehouse

Handley_Page · Jan 28, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
Yes, it was intentional.
And here they are 50 years later:

Exorcism of the Whitehouse

Thanks. It's nice to see that someone's trying. . . .

JKendallDane · Jan 28, 2018

Handley_Page said:
Thanks. It's nice to see that someone's trying. . . .

Unfortunately, like a badly plugged toilet, it takes more than just a couple of flushes to clear up the problem. But we have a good plumber working on it.

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Tio_Narratore · Jan 29, 2018

JKendallDane said:
Unfortunately, like a badly plugged toilet, it takes more than just a couple of flushes to clear up the problem. But we have a good plumber working on it.

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The Age That Will Bury Us

Handley_Page · Jan 29, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
The Age That Will Bury Us

Now I call that Very Funny. I just hope that ordinary folk will listen . . .

This is my original version. Oh Marilynn . . . .

Tio_Narratore · Jan 30, 2018

Handley_Page said:
Now I call that Very Funny. I just hope that ordinary folk will listen . . .

This is my original version. Oh Marilynn . . . .

The Parody Project hae quite a few good parodies for Trump. Here's Confounds the Science

JKendallDane · Jan 30, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
The Parody Project hae quite a few good parodies for Trump. Here's Confounds the Science

Those are all great for some snickers for those of us that get it, but the people that need to understand the message don't have the first clue.

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Tio_Narratore · Jan 30, 2018

JKendallDane said:
Those are all great for some snickers for those of us that get it, but the people that need to understand the message don't have the first clue.

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Right.

An investor, a worker, and an immigrant go into a bar and each orders a beer. The bartender brings a tray of sandwiches with their beers. "Compliments of the house," he declares. As they watch the big game on the wide-screen tv, the investor puts one sandwich after another into his briefcase. When one is left, he whispers to the worker, "watch out! That immigrant is trying to steal your sandwich."

Do you think the worker gets it?

Handley_Page · Jan 30, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
The Parody Project hae quite a few good parodies for Trump. Here's Confounds the Science

Best thing I've seen in ages.

Tio_Narratore said:
Right.

An investor, a worker, and an immigrant go into a bar and each orders a beer. The bartender brings a tray of sandwiches with their beers. "Compliments of the house," he declares. As they watch the big game on the wide-screen tv, the investor puts one sandwich after another into his briefcase. When one is left, he whispers to the worker, "watch out! That immigrant is trying to steal your sandwich."

Do you think the worker gets it?

JKendallDane · Jan 31, 2018

They don't understand this either.''

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SamScribble · Feb 1, 2018

JKendallDane said:
They don't understand this either.''

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A few years ago I was commissioned to write a series of ‘project profiles’ for a major global management consultancy.

One of their success stories was the turnaround of a manufacturing facility employing 700 people and losing almost a million pounds a month. Eighteen months after my client moved in, the business had more than doubled its sales, and it was on track to make a healthy pre-tax profit.

The revamped business employed 160 people, about 30 of whom were automation engineers.

Tio_Narratore · Feb 2, 2018

SamScribble said:
A few years ago I was commissioned to write a series of ‘project profiles’ for a major global management consultancy.

One of their success stories was the turnaround of a manufacturing facility employing 700 people and losing almost a million pounds a month. Eighteen months after my client moved in, the business had more than doubled its sales, and it was on track to make a healthy pre-tax profit.

The revamped business employed 160 people, about 30 of whom were automation engineers.

Labor Day

Handley_Page · Feb 2, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
Labor Day

I remember seeing a Giles cartoon of similar humour many moons ago.

PS. I got as phone call this afternoon from the Hospital.
The sample polyps they took out are not cancerous.
I hope is will also apply to the ones due out in three weeks.

Tio_Narratore · Feb 3, 2018

Handley_Page said:
I remember seeing a Giles cartoon of similar humour many moons ago.

PS. I got as phone call this afternoon from the Hospital.
The sample polyps they took out are not cancerous.
I hope is will also apply to the ones due out in three weeks.

Again, great news, HP. Such negatives are always positvie.

JKendallDane · Feb 3, 2018

Handley_Page said:
PS. I got as phone call this afternoon from the Hospital.
The sample polyps they took out are not cancerous.
I hope is will also apply to the ones due out in three weeks.

So glad to hear that, HP.

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SamScribble · Feb 3, 2018

Handley_Page said:
The sample polyps they took out are not cancerous.
I hope is will also apply to the ones due out in three weeks.

Great news, HP. Keep on keeping on.

Handley_Page · Feb 3, 2018

Thank you.
If anyone needs rain; we have it by the bucket-load here

JKendallDane · Feb 3, 2018

Handley_Page said:
Thank you.
If anyone needs rain; we have it by the bucket-load here

Have you started building an ark yet?

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SamScribble · Feb 3, 2018

JKendallDane said:
Have you started building an ark yet?

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How do I convert cubits to metres?

Handley_Page · Feb 3, 2018

SamScribble said:
How do I convert cubits to metres?

1m = 2.18723 cubits.

oggbashan · Feb 3, 2018

SamScribble said:
How do I convert cubits to metres?

Handley_Page said:
1m = 2.18723 cubits.

But the compilers of the Bible got the dimensions of The Ark wrong. If it took two of every species that survived the Flood it would have been larger than any possible wooden ship could have been constructed.

Perhaps it was an Armada of Arks?

Tio_Narratore · Feb 4, 2018

oggbashan said:
But the compilers of the Bible got the dimensions of The Ark wrong. If it took two of every species that survived the Flood it would have been larger than any possible wooden ship could have been constructed.

Perhaps it was an Armada of Arks?

Perhaps it was imaginary.

SamScribble · Feb 4, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
Perhaps it was imaginary.

An imaginary of arks? I like it!

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