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Old 02-20-2013, 03:36 AM   #9601
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Old 02-20-2013, 07:56 AM   #9602
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Were the handcuffs necessary?
No, but Punctuation is - very often.
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Old 02-20-2013, 09:27 AM   #9603
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Maj. Have you found that bloody cat, yet?

Yes I just found her, HP.

I'll be back in your strong arms a little later. ..."SIGH"...


I have some things I need to take care of.
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Old 02-20-2013, 09:42 AM   #9604
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Yes I just found her, HP.

I'll be back in your strong arms a little later. ..."SIGH"...


I have some things I need to take care of.
OK, but you've got to stop all this bouncing in and out of bed. Just do all the bouncing in the bed.
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Old 02-20-2013, 10:03 AM   #9605
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Old 02-20-2013, 10:09 AM   #9606
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Ben! How many times have I told you not to eat yakisoba in bed!?
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Old 02-20-2013, 10:32 AM   #9607
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Ben! How many times have I told you not to eat yakisoba in bed!?
It drips soy sauce all over the sheets.
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Old 02-23-2013, 04:22 AM   #9608
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It drips soy sauce all over the sheets.
You HOPE that's soy sauce......
 

Old 02-23-2013, 07:12 AM   #9609
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You HOPE that's soy sauce......
Well, I ain't tastin' it to find out.

Ah well, fire up the washing machine - again.
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Old 02-23-2013, 08:49 AM   #9610
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Ah well, fire up the washing machine - again.
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Old 02-23-2013, 01:12 PM   #9611
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Hi.... umm. Yeah, I... *ohboy*
Erm... You, ah... Wow.

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Old 02-23-2013, 02:36 PM   #9612
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And the Dragon, now comfortably resting, is fine.
Now then, who we got in this damned bed now ?
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Old 02-23-2013, 07:17 PM   #9613
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And the Dragon, now comfortably resting, is fine.
Now then, who we got in this damned bed now ?

You've got me in your big damned bed, HP.

Let's spoon!
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Old 02-24-2013, 12:21 AM   #9614
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Let's spoon!
OK, Maj, but I seem to have something sticking out that;s in the way. Where should I put it?
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Old 02-24-2013, 02:15 AM   #9616
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And the Dragon, now comfortably resting, is fine.
Now then, who we got in this damned bed now ?
Hahaha, bless you HP, I recorded it yesterday and have been avoiding the news ever since...
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Hahaha, bless you HP, I recorded it yesterday and have been avoiding the news ever since...
You should have said, mate.
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No worries, it always happens

D'you remember when Colin Dexter wrote his last Inspector Morse novel. Oh, must be 15 years ago now...? There was a big PR furore about it because you finally got to find out what Morse's first name was at the end. I was a huge fan, and spent over a week avoiding any news programmes or papers in order to make sure the surprise wasn't spoiled, and then my boss blurted it out...

I moved jobs shortly afterwards...
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You don't thank that was a trifle dramatic, then ?

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I'm terrible for holding a grudge...

She was a lovely woman, but a terrible boss. I had to get out or strangle her with an old pair of tights...
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Old 02-25-2013, 03:14 AM   #9621
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She was a lovely woman, but a terrible boss. I had to get out or strangle her with an old pair of tights...
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Ooooh...
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Ooooh...
Pink panties, silk . . . a bra, lacy . . . thigh highs. There's also this , and this , and this, and, well, you get the idea.
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Old 02-25-2013, 03:47 AM   #9624
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Ooooh...
OK, I'll get the camera.

And I'll get the Dragon to warm things up for you; Stone can be so terribly cold in the morning, don't you think?
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And I'll get the Dragon to warm things up for you; Stone can be so terribly cold in the morning, don't you think?
They may ask questions at work... <faints>
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