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That made me laugh.
And I smiled today from numerous fun things happening from as early as 6:30 a.m., onto 11:00 a.m., on to 1:15 p.m., and on...just good stuff.
^ Hahahaha! That's an interesting one, for sure!
Realizing that in the area I moved to, we really are surrounded by idiots. No, really.
For me, it was getting to recount the recent story of me sitting at a table at lunch waiting for my friends, working on my laptop, studying or something. And this girl coming up to me, clearly younger, and asking me why I have a computer (I'm the only student in the school that has one 24/7, and the school provides it). I patiently explain that it's because "my hands don't work quite right" (I have CP, and they spasm constantly, making writing by hand for any extended period of time hard), and that it makes writing hard. Her response? "So (pause)...you're retarded?"
I just barely managed to not hurt her.
None of the above. It's a very old set and alot of the pieces have been lost. I was a bourbon bottle top and my flatmate was a condom packet.
Also I was wondering if it would be possible to borrow your ruler so I can rap her over the knuckles when she tries to "borrow" money from the bank?
A dream I had.
It started off with me being in jail and ended with my boyfriend taking me to a small airport and stuffing pancakes down my panties. Because no one wants to fuck a woman with a cooch that smells like pancakes, therefore he wouldn't have to worry about my chastity.
A lot of weirdness happened between the jail bit and the pancake bit, but the pancake line is what cracked me up so much, that I woke up laughing.
I need to lay off the flu medicine.
Yes! When I play Candyland, I always use a crack pipe for the green gingerbread man!
I heartily endorse recreational remote-controlled dye packs.
Candyland must be an American thing, I don't think I have ever seen it here.
There's a Candyland half way between Hamilton and Auckland.
The game or a lolly place...
Candyland must be an American thing, I don't think I have ever seen it here.
I was thinking of the BB gun but that could leave some bruising.
Well, you are in luck, kiwi. A big-budget action film may bring the magic of Candyland to your shores.
"On February 5, 2009, Universal Pictures announced plans to film a movie based on the popular Candy Land board game. Etan Cohen, a writer on both Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa and Tropic Thunder, has been hired to write the screenplay. Kevin Lima, of Enchanted, will direct. Abel and Glenn Berger, the screenwriting team, write: "We don't see it as a movie based on a board game, although it has characters from that world and takes the idea of people finding themselves in a world that happens to be made entirely of candy where there are huge battles going on," Berger tells EW. "We are going for real comedy, real action, and real emotions at stake."
And your point is?
I thought of you NZers when I read this article this afternoon:
Casino staff forced to wear flea collars at Auckland's SkyCity CasinoAbove is the full article, but the original Herald-Sun article is at the link in the headline.
WORKERS at a casino in New Zealand's largest city have been forced to wear flea collars to work in a bid to ward off fleas.
The alarming report follows news of similar infestations forcing nurses at some Auckland hospitals to adopt a similar course of action in December - sparking a warning from health authorities against humans wearing the pet collars, which emit toxins, the New Zealand Herald reported today.
Employees at SkyCity Casino were spraying themselves with insect repellent and wearing pet flea collars around their ankles to ward off fleas, according to Unite Union national director Mike Treen.
He said staff had been complaining about infestations on the casino floor "for years" and that although the business had been undertaking a cleaning process, "it doesn't seem to be working".
SkyCity management told the Herald the casino floors were cleaned every day and it was not aware of any complaints about insect bites.
The facility, which also features a convention centre, bars, restaurants and hotels, is the only casino in Auckland.
SkyCity Entertainment Group has casinos in three New Zealand cities - Auckland, Hamilton and Queenstown - while in Australia it owns properties in Darwin and Adelaide.