Blurting it out....Playground style
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TantaLiza said:So absofuckinlutely tired of this damn pc!! Says there's no virus... can't seem to get online for shit!! Something's gotta change soon!!
I think I need some kickin music, a drink and a good fuck... not necessarily in that order!!!
I might be able to help!!!! (raising hand, jumping up and down!)
I make a mean Margaritta!!!!
Curious_Fem
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Holy fuck! That was hot!!!
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A parody of Eminem's Slim Shady
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Man Friday please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Man Friday please stand up?
Or I'm gonna have a problem here..
Y'all act like you never seen a lusty girl before
Jaws all on the floor like Jan, likeDonny, just burst in the door
and started playin with her ass worse than before they first were divorced.
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. J said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. J's not dead, he's locked in my basement!
Some women love S & M.
Man Friday... I'm into him
Look at him, showing that lump from his you-know-what
Turning on you-know-who,"
"Yeah, and he's so cute too!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in anyone else's bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get up and just let loose
cause nobody else should say who we can choose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is in my hips
And if I'm lucky, you might just give me a little kiss
And that's the message that I deliver like this.
I expect he knows what a woman's clitoris is
Of course he's gonna know what intercourse is
By the time he hits fourth base
He's gonna know he's where he wants to be
We ain't nothing but primal animals
Well, some of us cannibals
who lick on each other like lollipops {*SLURP*}
If they all can screw and continue to cope
then there's no reason that a man and girl can't cop a grope
And if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Wave my panties under your nose, sing the chorus and it goes
He's the Man Friday, yes he's the real Friday
All you other Man Friday's are just imitating other days.
So won't the real Man Friday please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
He's the Man Friday, yes he's the real Friday
All you other Man Friday's are just imitating other days.
So won't the real Man Friday please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Those board heads don't need approval to date,but I do?!
Well, fuck them they can take a flying screw
You think I give a damn about their permission
Half of those critics couldn't even understand this position.
But Man, so what if you give in, it wouldn't be weird
Know why? 'Cause it's not like you fear.
So can you sit right next to me here?
Get a little closer, pull me into your chair?
Or I can sit next to trolls at their worst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
or "You little bitch, why won't you cyber me?"
"Yeah, she's cute, but I think she's married or gay, hee-hee!"
"I should download her picture for the whole world to see
and show her what she gets for refusing me" {*AHHH!*}
I'm sick of little girl and boy groups, all they do is annoy me
so I have come here hoping you'll enjoy me.
And there's no one out there just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me,
who knows how to fuck like me, and suck like me;
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and they just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
Where's the Man Friday, yes he's the real Friday
All you Man Friday's are just imitating other days.
So won't the real Man Friday please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
He's the Man Friday, yes he's the real Friday
All you other Man Friday's are just imitating other days.
So won't the real Man Friday please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things we can't talk about in that corner room.
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
at least in type and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the keyboard and spit it
and whether you like to admit it
I just did it
better than ninety percent of those other rappers out there.
You ever wonder why I'm still single? Lordy!
It's funny; at the rate I'm goin when I'm forty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses and wondering why i'm hurting.
And I'm trying but this whole bag of Viagra in your coffee isn't workin
And every single person is a Man Friday lurkin.
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on my onion rings
Or in the parkin lot, circling screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
With his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Man Friday please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
He's the Man Friday, yes he's the real Friday
All you Man Friday's are just imitating other days.
So won't the real Man Friday please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
He's the Man Friday, yes he's the real Friday
All you other Man Friday's are just imitating other days.
So won't the real Man Friday please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Man Friday please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Man Friday please stand up?
Or I'm gonna have a problem here..
Y'all act like you never seen a lusty girl before
Jaws all on the floor like Jan, likeDonny, just burst in the door
and started playin with her ass worse than before they first were divorced.
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. J said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. J's not dead, he's locked in my basement!
Some women love S & M.
Man Friday... I'm into him
Look at him, showing that lump from his you-know-what
Turning on you-know-who,"
"Yeah, and he's so cute too!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in anyone else's bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get up and just let loose
cause nobody else should say who we can choose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is in my hips
And if I'm lucky, you might just give me a little kiss
And that's the message that I deliver like this.
I expect he knows what a woman's clitoris is
Of course he's gonna know what intercourse is
By the time he hits fourth base
He's gonna know he's where he wants to be
We ain't nothing but primal animals
Well, some of us cannibals
who lick on each other like lollipops {*SLURP*}
If they all can screw and continue to cope
then there's no reason that a man and girl can't cop a grope
And if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Wave my panties under your nose, sing the chorus and it goes
He's the Man Friday, yes he's the real Friday
All you other Man Friday's are just imitating other days.
So won't the real Man Friday please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
He's the Man Friday, yes he's the real Friday
All you other Man Friday's are just imitating other days.
So won't the real Man Friday please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Those board heads don't need approval to date,but I do?!
Well, fuck them they can take a flying screw
You think I give a damn about their permission
Half of those critics couldn't even understand this position.
But Man, so what if you give in, it wouldn't be weird
Know why? 'Cause it's not like you fear.
So can you sit right next to me here?
Get a little closer, pull me into your chair?
Or I can sit next to trolls at their worst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
or "You little bitch, why won't you cyber me?"
"Yeah, she's cute, but I think she's married or gay, hee-hee!"
"I should download her picture for the whole world to see
and show her what she gets for refusing me" {*AHHH!*}
I'm sick of little girl and boy groups, all they do is annoy me
so I have come here hoping you'll enjoy me.
And there's no one out there just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me,
who knows how to fuck like me, and suck like me;
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and they just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
Where's the Man Friday, yes he's the real Friday
All you Man Friday's are just imitating other days.
So won't the real Man Friday please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
He's the Man Friday, yes he's the real Friday
All you other Man Friday's are just imitating other days.
So won't the real Man Friday please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things we can't talk about in that corner room.
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
at least in type and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the keyboard and spit it
and whether you like to admit it
I just did it
better than ninety percent of those other rappers out there.
You ever wonder why I'm still single? Lordy!
It's funny; at the rate I'm goin when I'm forty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses and wondering why i'm hurting.
And I'm trying but this whole bag of Viagra in your coffee isn't workin
And every single person is a Man Friday lurkin.
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on my onion rings
Or in the parkin lot, circling screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
With his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Man Friday please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
He's the Man Friday, yes he's the real Friday
All you Man Friday's are just imitating other days.
So won't the real Man Friday please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
He's the Man Friday, yes he's the real Friday
All you other Man Friday's are just imitating other days.
So won't the real Man Friday please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
JennyOmanHill
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Just blurting it out!
SHIT!!
sigh....
OK... I feel better now.
SHIT!!
sigh....
OK... I feel better now.
JennyOmanHill
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More blurts
Wishing I knew my Dad, who passed on 49 years ago (June 17).
Feel that he's been with me in some way, but wish I knew more about him.
Feeling sad that a sweet man I got to know passed on a few days ago. So honored I had the chance to meet him and share a lot of his show biz stories.
Hoping my best friend back in NY feels better soon, and finally starts to take better care of herself.
Glad my 'Man is back home.
Wishing I knew my Dad, who passed on 49 years ago (June 17).
Feel that he's been with me in some way, but wish I knew more about him.
Feeling sad that a sweet man I got to know passed on a few days ago. So honored I had the chance to meet him and share a lot of his show biz stories.
Hoping my best friend back in NY feels better soon, and finally starts to take better care of herself.
Glad my 'Man is back home.
tonitits
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Re: More blurts
Sorry about your friend and I hope that your best friend gets to feeling better also. I know sometimes it is so hard to let go. I wish you could have known your dad also. For all those who are sad or missing someone and are hurting,here is a hug for all of us! (((((((((((((Hugs))))))))))))))
JennyOmanHill said:Wishing I knew my Dad, who passed on 49 years ago (June 17).
Feel that he's been with me in some way, but wish I knew more about him.
Feeling sad that a sweet man I got to know passed on a few days ago. So honored I had the chance to meet him and share a lot of his show biz stories.
Hoping my best friend back in NY feels better soon, and finally starts to take better care of herself.
Glad my 'Man is back home.
Sorry about your friend and I hope that your best friend gets to feeling better also. I know sometimes it is so hard to let go. I wish you could have known your dad also. For all those who are sad or missing someone and are hurting,here is a hug for all of us! (((((((((((((Hugs))))))))))))))
mischevious eye
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TantaLiza said:
just keep busy and the time will fly by.
mischevious eye
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TantaLiza said:{{{{{{ME}}}}}}
That's why I'm countin the Fridays!!
your day off for fun?
topholefun
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BLURT
mischevious eye
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TantaLiza said:Not necessarily but there's potential!!
This "momma" is gonna start tryin to do something for herself on a regular basis!!
glad to hear that. Good luck
JennyOmanHill
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He's home!!!
Go COCKS!! (They beat LSU 14-4 this afternoon)!.
Beer is good.
Go COCKS!!
(They beat LSU 14-4 this afternoon)!.Beer is good.
mischevious eye
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TantaLiza said:Fuck me hard and make me holler.... ~giggle~
That's what I woulda said if I had a chance to be alone with someone today....
you need to find someone
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