MagicaPractica
Alchemist
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- Oct 25, 2004
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How do you reach those high notes?
Come over here and I'll whisper my secret in your ear. . .
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How do you reach those high notes?
Come over here and I'll whizz in your ear. . .
Is anything easy worth doing?
I'm not here to judge you.mmm.... I know you're a queen, but being kind to people is pretty sleazy
I'm not here to juggle you.
It's not cold enough for a fire.So, no chainsaws today then?
I'll catch cold if you don't make a fire.
Guys that mate at camping really turn me on.
Yes, I do love me some group action out in the wild!
I can handle five young burly studs if you can handle the other five!
Sorry, but I'm a one man at a time woman. I'm a bit constipated.
He abused some sort of laxative
And that's why he ran from the president?
It's a stampede!
Red velvet cheesecake or turtle sundae?Yes, that's probably not the best way to hold a milkshake. Just turn it on low power and walk away.
Make up your mind!Raspberry cheesecake or turtle sundae?
I'm just not your kind!
Was it his purple bell end?
Typical.No, I didn't like your mother. I thought you could tell.
Atypical, yes, but they did say your results may vary.
Yeah, but I wasn't expecting hin to be that good in bed:
I know i sometimes taser myself as well
Different steps for different folk-dancing styles.
Urban myth. It tastes fine.My mother told me "never eat singing food" and so far the pope seems to be joking