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Old 05-23-2018, 10:08 AM   #1
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Smile Mid 50's UK Male Looking for Female

Married man with no sex life therefore a long time user of Lit Stories and Chat rooms but now looking for more.

Looking to start an online relationship and get to know each other then who knows where it might lead.


Hope to hear from you soon
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Old 05-24-2018, 05:51 AM   #2
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One response from 55 views!
Come on ladies, lets get the ratio up.

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Old 05-25-2018, 09:13 AM   #3
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Ratio now 87 :1 on contacts to views, its getting worse.

How can I increase my response rate?
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Old 05-29-2018, 06:27 AM   #4
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2 messages on 155 views, still only one message per 77.5 views.

Come on ladies of the UK!
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Old 05-30-2018, 06:29 AM   #5
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191 views now but still only 2 contacts, is it that difficult to find a woman for an online relationship?
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Old 06-07-2018, 09:21 AM   #6
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Beginning to think this is not working. Ho hum!
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Old 06-07-2018, 10:28 AM   #7
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You’ve had two replies. Compared to some you’re prolific. Good luck buddy.
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Old 06-09-2018, 05:46 AM   #8
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3rd contact received so now ratio is about 1:225. This a long process, bit like real life, lol.
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Old 06-11-2018, 05:10 AM   #9
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Two more responses , one sadly a repeat but hey ho.
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Old 06-11-2018, 05:24 AM   #10
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Not sure if there is...

..right recipe for what you are looking for...My intentions are very similar, but my success rate is even lower that yours (got one message from a male nudist)...Good luck to you and hopefully sooner than later you will find what you are looking for.
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Old 06-12-2018, 06:26 AM   #11
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Cheers Valdo
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Old 07-05-2018, 05:21 AM   #12
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Still waiting
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Old 07-16-2018, 05:35 AM   #13
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Time to bump me back up to the top of the board. New week new hope
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Old 07-17-2018, 05:03 AM   #14
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Bumping again, are the UK ladies shy?
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Old 07-18-2018, 05:36 AM   #15
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Old 07-18-2018, 08:46 AM   #16
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Wink :)

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Married man with no sex life therefore a long time user of Lit Stories and Chat rooms but now looking for more.

Looking to start an online relationship and get to know each other then who knows where it might lead.


Hope to hear from you soon
I x
Sure I'd be up for this
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Old 07-19-2018, 05:11 AM   #17
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Two new contacts overnight, fingers crossed they lead somewhere
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Old 07-22-2018, 06:34 PM   #18
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where are you from
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Old 07-23-2018, 06:11 AM   #19
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Wiltshire, not as far west as you by the looks of it
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Old 07-23-2018, 06:37 AM   #20
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I would suggest that the lack of (viable) contacts might be due to the brevity of your original post. If I where looking for that sort of thing, I'd want to know a bit more about the other person ... what is it about them that might entice me to contact them. 'I'm unhappy in my marriage' is not often a good start (even if it is true) ... whenever I've engaged in online dalliances, we've always kept our real-world relationships right out of things. One needs a bit more than 'I want a relationship'. Tell us a joke. Who's your favourite band. What's something interesting about you? This is a text-based medium ... show us you're adept at using it.

Of course, that's just what I think.
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Old 07-26-2018, 04:25 AM   #21
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Another false start so time to bump back to the top.

Where are all the UK ladies?
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Old 07-27-2018, 07:05 AM   #22
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Why message and then not reply again? How rude (and not in a good way)
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Old 08-06-2018, 10:35 AM   #23
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More false starts, I may have to start looking in reality, lol.
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Old 08-08-2018, 04:58 AM   #24
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Time for another bump up the list
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Old 08-08-2018, 06:10 AM   #25
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Time for another bump up the list
"Everybody's looking for something.

"Some of them want to use you
"Some of them want to get used by you
"Some of them want to abuse you
"Some of them want to be abused.

Lennox and Stewart 1983

My Ex Actually believed that if HE had a good time in bed then I must have had also. That's one reason I added him to my collection of Exes

Everybody on here has "hooks, " something we are looking for. Some of us know our "hooks" Others of us, not so much. Some of us,like me,know what our "hooks" are but don"t want to say. Not in pubic, I mean PUBLIC anyway.

I'm afraid I might get criticized or laughed at.

But if you want to hookup, or connect, you have to risk it.

Saying you are lonely or bored dorsn"t really do it, does it? You know what your "hooks" are. Why not say so in your post. Yeah, you may turn off some people by saying what you really want. But the people you turn off aren't going t wirk gir you anyway so there is no loss.

It's risky, I know. You never win if you do't place your bet.

Anyway, I'll uptown bump you up!

Love,

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