Emerson40
An evening spent dancing
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I’ve noticed a number of threads asking for masturbation ideas, or asking others to share how they wank.
With all this fapping going on, I was quite surprised that nobody has brought up the importance of conditioning and staying in tip-top for polishing the banister, or rowing the girl in the pink canoe.
Does one just sidle up to the starting line and expect to complete a marathon without stretching, warming up, and maybe running a mile or two in the days leading up to the race? Of course not!
Having a wank may be like riding a bike, but if you want to stop just leisurely pedaling around the seawall, and pop some serious wheelies worthy of the X-Games, you got to get in wank-shape.
The devil may make work for idle hands, but active hands make for happy wank hands, and these will be able to pull you through to the highest of orgasmic pinnacles. Sign your hands up for sports or activities.
Be sure to include activities that incorporate the surrounding muscle groups. Nobody wants a cramp just as the toes start curling.
Just as important as working out, is rest and down time for recovery. Make sure you pamper your hands, let them feel like a queen for the day. Be selfless when treating your hands to some much deserved downtime. And remember - every knuckle rub doesn’t have to lead into self-gratifying sex, you know.
Also, don’t be a possessive shit when it comes to your fapping hand. Sometimes your hand needs a little ‘me’ time. Leave it be, and let it enjoy its fantasies and imaginings.
This will likely result in a playful, more adventurous hand, which will make your time together more intimate and fun.
Like most wonderful things in life, moderation is the key. Overdoing things can lead to injury.
Keep your hand in tip-top tugging form and you will always fap like a champ.
Feel free to share any tips or tricks you use to keep your fapping hand in shape.
HAPPY WANKING!
With all this fapping going on, I was quite surprised that nobody has brought up the importance of conditioning and staying in tip-top for polishing the banister, or rowing the girl in the pink canoe.
Does one just sidle up to the starting line and expect to complete a marathon without stretching, warming up, and maybe running a mile or two in the days leading up to the race? Of course not!
Having a wank may be like riding a bike, but if you want to stop just leisurely pedaling around the seawall, and pop some serious wheelies worthy of the X-Games, you got to get in wank-shape.
The devil may make work for idle hands, but active hands make for happy wank hands, and these will be able to pull you through to the highest of orgasmic pinnacles. Sign your hands up for sports or activities.
Be sure to include activities that incorporate the surrounding muscle groups. Nobody wants a cramp just as the toes start curling.
Just as important as working out, is rest and down time for recovery. Make sure you pamper your hands, let them feel like a queen for the day. Be selfless when treating your hands to some much deserved downtime. And remember - every knuckle rub doesn’t have to lead into self-gratifying sex, you know.
Also, don’t be a possessive shit when it comes to your fapping hand. Sometimes your hand needs a little ‘me’ time. Leave it be, and let it enjoy its fantasies and imaginings.
This will likely result in a playful, more adventurous hand, which will make your time together more intimate and fun.
Like most wonderful things in life, moderation is the key. Overdoing things can lead to injury.
Keep your hand in tip-top tugging form and you will always fap like a champ.
Feel free to share any tips or tricks you use to keep your fapping hand in shape.
HAPPY WANKING!