AH Directory-a proposal

Elizabetht said:

I thought we had this as a sticky...

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Ah ha! See? See? I'm not the only one to ask.

But no one's answering me either.
(Or Liz for that matter.)

It needs to be up. It needs to be stickied. Because what if one day I actually write more than one stupid story and a couple of dumb poems and I actually want to make my own entry? Huh? And I can't find it. Then what would happen?
Sad sadness. *nods*

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bluebell7 said:

Ah ha! See? See? I'm not the only one to ask.

But no one's answering me either.
(Or Liz for that matter.)

It needs to be up. It needs to be stickied. Because what if one day I actually write more than one stupid story and a couple of dumb poems and I actually want to make my own entry? Huh? And I can't find it. Then what would happen?
Sad sadness. *nods*

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Do what I did and copy a link to your listing and paste it into your signature line. That way, not only can you always find it, but other people who want to get to know you can find it too.

only_more_so said:

Do what I did and copy a link to your listing and paste it into your signature line. That way, not only can you always find it, but other people who want to get to know you can find it too.

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But, ninja man, there are a few problems with that. You see, the first is that I actually have to, like, write something worth posting an entry for. And the second is that I then have to be in possession of said entry to link to said sig line. And the third is that there should definitely be no one who wants to get to know me. Why, it's only common sense.

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But, ninja man, there are a few problems with that. You see, the first is that I actually have to, like, write something worth posting an entry for. And the second is that I then have to be in possession of said entry to link to said sig line. And the third is that there should definitely be no one who wants to get to know me. Why, it's only common sense.

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I don't think there is a publication requirement for the AH directory. I think merely posting to the AH is justification enough for an entry (interestingly enough, that would mean the mere act of posting a directory entry would qualify one for making an entry).

As for making said link, that is simple enough once you make the entry.

Third, why shouldn't there be people who want to get to know you? And even if there weren't, that has nothing to do with making an entry.

Of course, it's the fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart... So I probably shouldn't try to convince you by being reasonable.

Lit Name : Colbey81
Alt's : none
Age : 27
Your Gender : Male
Orientation : Straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : married to pretty wife, she let's me do whatever I want, she's awesome
Occupation : wind turbine commissioner, I'm horribly overqualified
Link to Stories on Lit : none yet
Location : Somewhere in USA, where is it windy?
Timezone : Central, preferably
Your SO if on Lit : fieryjen, the sexy wife
Political Affiliation : independent
Offline until notice :
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Cat, less maintenance
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). The wife tells me we should have offspring. I say she needs to learn how to take care of a cat first.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less). I am a dork. I am most likely smarter than most people and can beat you up. I am horrible arrogant. And I am going to run to my wife like a little child when anyone wants to talk crap to me.

Lit Name : Jack_Samuel
Alt's : None
Age : 27
Your Gender : Male
Orientation : Straight
Status : Married
Occupation : Accountant
Link to Stories on Lit : Check my sig
Location : Pern
Timezone : Eastern standard
Your SO if on Lit : Not a user
Political Affiliation : I haven't started it yet
Offline until notice :
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : DOG

Lit Name : sadangel
Alt's : None
Age : 43
Your Gender : Female
Orientation : Admitting I am bisexual and starting to feel comfortable with that!
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) :Attached, but not the same person it was before. (happily attached)
Occupation : Disabled
Link to Stories on Lit : Check my siggie. *Musings--my stories*
Location : Bible Belt, USA
Timezone : Central
Your SO if on Lit :Yes, sometimes He is. And he has stories. (rgraham666)
Political Affiliation : Independent
Offline until notice :
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Cat (I do love dogs though)
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less).
Leaving an abusive relationship and learning to love and be loved.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less)
I am honest perhaps to a fault. I am submissive for only One.

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first: First of Many

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ok, here goes

Lit Name : femmegirl9273
Alt's : None.
Age : 35
Your Gender : Female.
Orientation : Bisexual
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : attached/poly
Occupation : healthcare
Link to Stories on Lit : none yet
Location : Midwest
Timezone : Eastern US.
What's on my avatar?:nothing yet
Political Affiliation : liberal
Your First Language : English.
Cat or Dog Person : Animal Person period
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less): Winning custody
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) : friendly, outgoing, trustworthy, can't stand a rude chatter....

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Lit Name : i_love_u_in_me, call me Lisa
Alt's : None, I can barely keep track of one ID!
Age : 38
Your Gender : I'm a woman
Orientation : Bisexual with a stronger leaning towards penises...and men!
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : go away if you are looking here!
Occupation : None now, disabled RN
Link to Stories on Lit: in signature
Location : The Lovely South
Timezone : Eastern US.
What's on my avatar? my belly button
Your SO if on Lit : Never, ever again
Political Affiliation : liberal democrat
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Both, only have cats now, just lost my 17 yr old dog
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less): Recovery/Living with Bipolar Psychosis. I really hear voices, folks.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) : I have flying monkeys, and I'm not afraid to use them!

hearing voices, the neighbors are talking too loud.....new apartment with thicker walls????

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Lit Name : Sienna
Alt's : None
Age : 26
Your Gender : Female
Orientation : Sapphic/Universal Lover
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Attached
Occupation : Trainee Business Exec/Mother
Link to Stories on Lit : Sienna's Stories
Location : North Derbyshire, UK.
Timezone : GMT/BST
Political Affiliation : Naturist
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : neither
What transition are you undergoing? (20 words or less):
I have spent 8yrs on the internet. I am clear about what the internet is all about and where it is moving.
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : The Touch Of Apollo

Lit Name : miss_trust
Alt's : eegad - hell no - can barely remember the one login & password
Age : i do... regularly... every year, in fact... in may
Your Gender : female
Orientation : heterosexual - but women are so much more attractive than men most of the time *sigh*
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : attached
Occupation : wanna-be writer? lol - i do Stuff, let's leave it at that
Link to Stories on Lit : http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=1028620&page=submissions
Location : southeastern US
Timezone : EST
What's on your avatar? : me... and a plastic crab - yeah - a tad odd
Your SO if on Lit : he likes unfettered porn much more than the discourse surrounding erotica and is unlikely to frequent Lit anytime soon - i'll keep you updated (cuz i know you care) if that changes
Political Affiliation : more mainstream than my mother and father but certainly not at center - i'll think this one through each time i vote and if nothing fits i'll just start my own
Offline until notice : work from home so am on during the day - otherwise weekends & evenings are reserved for live people not on the Wondernet and Interwebs
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : i'm an All Animals Welcome Person - include cats & dogs in my family but love any animal
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). Unravelling quietly with an intermittent scream or two - may or may not be ending a 13-year relationship.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) Love to laugh, think, fantasize, listen, learn, dance, swim, stretch and dream; try not to judge but have strong opinions.

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : eep - i won't chose for someone else - let them do that - link above ^-^

Lit Name : Mz_Minx
Alt's : No idea what one of these is actually
Age : Mid-twenties
Your Gender : Female
Orientation : Straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Married
Occupation : Stay at home Mum
Link to Stories on Lit : It's in my sig
Location : England
Timezone : GMT
Your SO if on Lit : He isn't yet, maybe he will express interest, maybe he won't
Political Affiliation : Usually pretty left-wing
Offline until notice : Huh?
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Either - I'd say I'm an animal lover but you can never be too careful here
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). Discovering how much I love writing Erotica
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) I'm a friendly person who is passionate about reading.

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : I have no idea! Maybe I should come back to this when I have more than four submissions LOL.

Lit Name : AchtungNight
Alt's : DRE, Frost-Fire
Age : 30 at the moment
Your Gender : male
Orientation : heterosexual - but open to sharing women if that's what they want.
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : single and looking, my friends with benefits don't want to be more and I want more.
Occupation : security officer, technical manufacturing machine operator, writer, hero, all-around great guy.
Link to Stories on Lit : http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=688894&page=submissions
Location : Austin, Texas
Timezone : CST
What's on your avatar? : Don't use one, I like being mysterious.
Your SO if on Lit : The closest I have to one lurks and reads stories. She doesn't make time for more.
Political Affiliation : Moderate. Ask me a specific issue and I will further clarify.
Offline until notice : I can be one whenever I want, my schedule is open.
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : I like all animals as long as they ain't hostile.
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less): Just handling the issues of life.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less): I pride myself on my open tolerant mind and sometimes take things too literally.
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : I'm told "Fear, Lust, & Vanity", "Desert Angel", and "The Beijing Streakers" are what new readers usually get into the quickest. But, really, they're all good.

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Lit Name : bb_peaks
Alt's : None
Age : 35
Your Gender : Female
Orientation : Straight for now. Have bisexual urges haven't acted upon
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Married
Occupation : graphics
Link to Stories on Lit : My Stories
Location : In the heartland of the US
Timezone : Central
Your SO if on Lit : Not on here
Political Affiliation : Democrat
Offline until notice :
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person :Dogs
What transition are undergoing? Just exploring. Finding my likes and dislikes
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less)
Can be brutally honest. Speak without putting thought into it.
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first: Double the Pleasure, Triple the Fun

As suggested, here I am

Lit Name : JammyJimmy
Alt's : none
Age : 35
Your Gender : Male
Orientation : Heterosexual
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Single
Occupation : Currently none
Link to Stories on Lit : Here, or in my sig below
Location : Edinburgh, Scotland
Timezone : GMT
Your SO if on Lit : none
Political Affiliation : Ummm... none
Offline until notice :
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Dog
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less): The only constant in the world is change... I live it.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less): That I like honest, fun and open people. And don't be an asshole.

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first :
Either 'Finding Myself Book 1', which includes first time, masturbation, voyeur and incest, or 'Intimate Protection', a one-shot story of a Bodyguard.

Sinful_Whispers

Lit Name:Sinful_Whispers/ Syn by most
Alt's: I have One I use for SRP threads but for the life of me I cannot remember it & to lazy to look back 3 years ago in threads.
Age: 43
Your Gender female
Orientation: Bi
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away): married
Occupation: self- employed
Link to Stories on Lit: In my signature (Ramblings Of A Madwoman)
Location: Southern Missouri
Time zone: Central
Your SO if on Lit: N/A
Political Affiliation:Democrat
Offline until notice: Only offline if cable service is down, out of town or when I get a wild hair up my ass.
Your First Language: English
Cat or Dog Person: Both, I enjoy the company of either or both.
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less).Going from getting ready to buy a trike and cruising the U.S. to now raising my grandson fulltime for the next eighteen years with NO regrets.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) I’m laid back, funny, wear my heart on my sleeve and I have days where I’m down right raunchy and crude but that doesn’t mean I’m not lady-like. I tend to be rather flirty with the ladies.

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first: I’m not sure it all depends on what one’s taste is. I have them in different areas.

Lit Name : honeybites
Alt's : Just your one and only.
Age : 18-99
Your Gender : Female
Orientation : Bi
Status : Attached to a vanilla man. Loving it and open for more.
Occupation : Penniless writer
Link to Stories on Lit : http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=1073891&page=submissions
Location : Up north
Timezone : GMT -5:00
Your SO if on Lit : I wish
Political Affiliation : Pro-white after labour day.
Offline until notice :
Your First Language : Engrish
Cat or Dog Person : Purrr kitteh
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less)
Between one story of my life and the next.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less)
I am a ridiculous flirt. I don't want to cyber with you. Good grammar is sexy.
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : Stress Relief for some loving BDSM. More to come, as always!

Leto Degeneres

Lit Name : Leto Degeneres (name change from LDegeneres)
Alt's : None
Age : Over 18
Your Gender : Male
Orientation : Straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) :
Occupation :
Link to Stories on Lit : Stories/Poems
Location : Nevada
Timezone : Pacific (GMT-8)
Your SO if on Lit :
Political Affiliation :
Offline until notice :
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Dog, but a horse will do
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less).
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less)
You pays your money and you takes your chances. What, it's a free site?
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : Desert Wings (it's the only one I have!)

Lit Name: Firebrain
Alt's: nope
Age: 25
Your Gender female
Orientation: straight/bi-curious
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away): married
Occupation: writer/mother (maybe not in that order!)
Link to Stories on Lit: not approved yet
Location: England
Time zone: London
Your SO if on Lit: N/A
Political Affiliation: Er. Pies?
Offline until notice: nope
Your First Language: English
Cat or Dog Person: They are both too high maintanence for me...
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). Going from writing dark fantasy to, er...darker fantasy.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less): I am an intolerant, impatient redhead. I don't suffer fools gladly and textspeak makes my eyes bleed.
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first: I only have one - Luna - so I suppose it should be that one! It's a little on the Pagan side

Lit Name : SissyJane
Alt's : none
Age : 30s
Your Gender : male
Orientation : kinky-straight, very sissy (panty-wearer)
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : attached, but open to cyber
Occupation : Programmer
Link to Stories on Lit : None Yet
Location : Michigan US
Timezone : U.S. Eastern
Your SO if on Lit : none
Political Affiliation : liberal
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Dogs
What transition are undergoing? Exploring and expanding my sex life in terms of being a sissy, submitting to strong women, embracing the feminine more.
What should people know about you before posting with you? I'm open to talk with anyone. I enjoy cyber with people willing to contribute as much writing as I do. Looking for a strong woman to feminize me.

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : Not posted yet.

Lit Name : Tx Tall Tales
Alt's : Hard enough writing for one
Age : 19th Anniversary of my 29th Year.
Your Gender : Male
Orientation : Straight as a laser
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : attached
Occupation : COO of a Software Services company
Link to Stories on Lit : My Stories
Location : Dallas, TX
Timezone : CDT
Your SO if on Lit : None that I'm aware of
Political Affiliation : I'm Texan. Next question?
Offline until notice : Hunh?
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Dog. Definitely Dog. Unless we're talking food.
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). New Job - keeping me busy.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) I tend to disappear from this place for months at a time. Sorry about that. Keeping the addiction under control.

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : Probably the The Perfect Game series.

FallingToFly said:

Lit Name : FallingToFly (aka Flutterbug, Firefly, and for LC's use only, Bugsy)
Alt's : ReneeBlaine (My account basically to keep my pen name from being registered.) StormRising. PhantasmScream.
Age : 28
Your Gender : Female.
Orientation : Twisted.
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Almost divorced! ANd officially hopelessly in love with a fellow Litizen, although we didn't meet on Lit.
Occupation : Troublemaker and Writer
Link to Stories on Lit : Lemme get back to you there.
Location : Georgia, USA
Your SO if on Lit :
Political Affiliation : Don't Ask, Don't Tell.
Offline until notice :
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Horses. Cat is my second choice, but I actually have a big dog and a gecko and 2 cats that I'm not supposed to have.
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). Chrysalis. Rejuvenation. And at the moment- PMS.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less): I am a flirt, a bitch, and I'm not interested in you, your brother, sister, parents or dog. I have enough people in my bed. Thank you. Have a Nice Day.

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I had to update this.